Tottyland

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In case you were wondering about the Google ads on the bar at the right (near the Amazon one that nobody uses) they are there simply to make me money.

It is likely that tomorrow this blog will have had over 100,000 visitors (yet very few of you comment or Email (quality over quantity I know but still a tad annoying)) and...

If only ten percent clicked on one of those adverts Mrs G and I would be able to buy the netting needed to catch Kip.

Fifteen percent would get V drunk enough to get naked (OK I know half a pint of shandy each won't cost that much but I'm also sponsoring Sam and Mark to keep quiet...forever [maniacal laughter]) or let me buy enough Twen2y4se7en singles to keep them going enough till we reach the Attitude nude photos.

Twenty percent would allow me (and a visitor of my choice) to sit on Mona Vale Beach in Sydney while writing this, persuading cute but thick Australian totty to pose on a webcam.

And thirty percent would allow us to bribe the scriptwriters of certain TV shows to write certain scenes. On Hollyoaks Jake and Joe could educate Russ and Liam, on Neighbours we could get then to ditch the naff totty they have now and bring back Jesse and Jansen, on Home and Away we could firstly get back Martin Dingle Wall (to replace the blob), secondly have Kane die in a manner no scriptwriter could ever bring him back from, and make Kip a naturist, and on every other show or soap introduce reasons for T shirt/shirt removal (whoops I've spilt my coffee/oh it's hot here in this freezer/for some reason I need to repair this computer naked).

More seriously it would pay for a proper site, reliable webspace, and Fresher's Week.