Tottyland

Whoops

...she didn't do it again.

Unlike me and the cute blond chap with ripped jeans (so out of style it's verging on dad style) sitting across from me in the Starbucks in Borders yesterday evening Brendan Fehr gets to get jiggy in the shower and on a bed. Now this might cause inane smiling from Nick Zano and David Myles but with Bill's tendency to say something and then think 'Did I say that aloud' I have to be careful so I sipped on my overpriced hot chocolate and admired his odd book holding style until he jumped up and wandered off into the computing or history section to be followed shortly by a brown haired chap. I resisted the urge to go look mainly because Borders is so CCTVed (we're talking David Blunkett wet dream here) that you can't even gasp at how many Bush bashing books one shop (it beats Blackwells which takes effort) can have in private without being recorded. As an aside you can now get a Chomsky Reader, why? All Chomsky does is moan about the US using long words. What is nice to see is earnest young ladies reading his books with great intensity but never buying them.

Call me odd but I prefer looking at Tom Welling's naked butt with great intensity.

Awaits the 'I like this blog a lot more without the politics but with the naked butts' comments.

Also spotted in Borders, author totty, yes author totty Owen Sheers.

On Ebay you can get this, sadly only the picture of Trent not permission to do that to him. Talking about AFL totty he's Jason Johnson and Mark Johnson who bring their own bed. You don't get that at Holiday Inn.

From Cleo's Down Under Batchelors [has issues with Netscape] comes Chris Tarrant (no not that one), TV host Alex Bruszt, ironman Zane Holmes, ALFer Brodie Holland, and Neighbours 'star' Jay Bunyan.


Caption this cap of Blue Peter's Matt Baker [Cheers Telespy]