Tottyland

Failed Attempts to Fly

Spot the walking stereotype and the boy trying to be butch.

I hate to say this but the Yanks do very good gymnastic totty like Drew Di Giore (shirtless here) and Wesley Aderhold. And Mike, I am not going to post a clip of Paul Hamm speaking however silly he sounds.

Their actors with odd Dutch names aren't that bad either like Jake Gyllenhaal.

I'm not a great one for borrowing from birthday boy but Jerry O'Connel in PVC hotpants (that are beginning to split) means I'll do it this time.

Thunder from Down Under, which is a Chippendale clone from Australia and New Zealand not the result of cheap curry. Two thunderers are David Harris and Keith Miles (naked too).

By request Danny from McFly shirtless twice, Tom 'the jaw' Fletcher from the same 'band' and Bill's boi Harry Judd.

Really?

Bill hears Twen2y 4 Se7en will soon release a good song...yes and the New Labour cabinet are united around Phoney.

Travels in Oxfordshire

I went to Witney today.

You know how someone suggests going somewhere that was really naff the last time you visited? Well I do. Anyhow I went.

Witney is still naff, but and it's a biggy the Waitrose Supermarket (the overpriced supermarket run by the 'We are never knowingly undersold' partnership which isn't a partnership) is full of totty. It's frelling everywhere. I'm not talking Bill in a candy shop, but Bill in Bourneville.

It fills in the time before fuc...be nice to a Fresher Week.