Friday, September 10, 2004

calendars 101

You are three triplets (because if you were four you would just confuse people) and you want to create a calendar. You know that people are not going to buy it for it's artistic value so you get shirtless in each shot.

Then your photographer says 'hey Karshner boys would you like me to rub baby oil over your naked bodies just before I "get jiggy" with you?'

So you reply 'Bill stop pretending to be our photographer'.

Then your real photographer says 'I've got the perfect location for one shot'.

You say 'On a rock with our oiled torsos reflecting the sun?'

'No on a golf course'

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