Tottyland

Blowing up carol singers and other uses of explosive mince pies

As the year ends and the posts they lessen we give thanks to all those who have capped, and scanned, those who provide the webspace (and those who suggested them), and the totty.

Today you lot get famous, with and without inverted commas, totty and totty from that strange and totty from that mythical place 'the real word' this time with the inverted commas.

Famous, well in their locality, genre or like Twen2y4se7en in their minds (you can email them now (don't all rush)) totty includes a shirtless Lane Carlson [via Dreamcaps] which is not a rarity a bit like 'Kenzie' from Blazin Squad (captions on a postcard). For our American visitors Blazin Squad are a group of talentless idiots who think they are hard (a bit like how they find reading (grammatically correct or not I stand by that comment but slightly to the left).

We also have footballer John Terry [credit as per tag] and the very cute Elias McConnell (and old shirtless picture for luck).

Danny Ecker and Lars Boergeling won a German game show and has to be shirtless to do it. I would suggest that for the UK but their is a flaw in that plan. Talking about Germans here [via Mitch] is German actor Marc Lubosch naked with some female. I have no idea who Marc is as I missed 'Gruene Hochzeit' (something about a green wedding) but I like blonds and this looks fun(ish).

I want to do this to Ben Cohen but in a nicer way with his body covered in baby oil as I...I better quickly post a picture of Guy from 24/7 so I can recover....cough...Rattus rattus...cough.

Finally [via Jim who tells me he found them on some yahoo group that needs the moderators approval to join, as if I'm going to do that] comes some caps of Ward Horton shirtless on what I'm assuming by the filenames is Law and Order, special Victims Unit. Though I quite like Law and Order itself which is so much better than the rubbish on UK TV, I never really go into SVU, so I'm not sure why Ward is wandering around in a towel. I'm assuming from this picture (and 'The Big Book of TV Cliche') that the police came when Ward was in the shower and ran to the door in just his towel. Interestingly he also stopped to comb his hair back. They always miss the little things.

In the Real World twined with the Discworld, New Crobuzon, The Duchy of Grand Fenwick and democratic Arab states, we have a collection of models, Nik, Jim, Ryan (twice), Mike and Mr X.

Finally we have via Tony a threesome of Nordic totty Magnus, Patrik and Senad (Bill likes the middle one who he thinks looks a bit like Todd Thornton and is guessing is called Magnus) who frolic a lot and go on beach holidays. Patrik likes posing in tight shorts too.

Finally him from Troy is boasting about his guest bloggers...but no pictures.