Saturday, December 04, 2004

When AOL do a holiday

An alien arriving on our planet could walk down a high street in the UK and think we were celebrating the festival of spruce trees (or naff lights). As we are removing the whole basis to Christmas from Christmas why bother having it? This might be the product of PCness and its proponents (who I suggest we send to Iran to discuss how all those Muslim symbols really offend the Christian minority and should be taken down, and expecting people not to eat during daylight for a month is just not acceptable in a multicultural environment). I just find it sad that we're letting our culture and heritage disappear into a slough of dross.

Piratical as I am I've been advert surfing on Visit4info and found an Archer's ad which features someone who looks a lot like Dan Wells of Lost and Boy meets failed British presenter. So is this Dan in shirtless Baywatch mode or just someone cute who we can admire anyway?

His royal behind Andrea Casiraghi.

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Sean Townsend's armpits.

The shirtless guy on the programme starting in half an hour on Sky Channel...

'Any more Dan Carter'

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Steve McCain doing the Timewarp.

The probably overcapped scene from Not Another Teen Movie in which Chris Evans (not that one) enters dressed only in whipped cream and fruit, front and back. This leaves a lot of opportunity to make getting behind and is that a banana up your ass or whatever. Oh the hilarity.

Ex US survivor personage Silas Gaither shirtless. The second picture is from Dewey's Silas site.

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