Things to do in Australia
To help Tony on his travels here's some helpful pointers.
If you want a Kip it is better to do him...no it, it, I mean it often. There are some Beautiful (best fat turkey farmer voice) beaches, brady good surf, and the golfers, no I mean golf is very good too with pros like Aaron Baddeley willing to take their kit off...no teach you golf even if they do look like Nick Stahl. Avoid the dough factories or you might get a Kane sorry pain in the ass (or both). Fortunately the wildlife will soon shed their partners (when they go to prison) leaving them alone and shirtless.
PS Sam if you come on a visit here it's your character not you we are taking the mikey out of honest. Here's just one of the many examples of your acting talent.
Friday, April 30, 2004
What's in a name?
Who is Sam Mitchell?
A character on a soap that they never smile on? 'Mark's dead Pauline' not change of expression 'Will you marry me?' still a glum face.
No Sam Mitchell the blond bit of Aussie Rules playing fluff (left with Shane Crawford).
He plays for Hawthorn Hawks with Trent Croad (Bill has a thing for Trent...a hard one (how crude)). Other examples of Hawks totty are Luke 'I look like Kerr Smith' Brennan, Rick Ladson, Jonathan Hay (that photo is a really bad one) and Ben Dixon.
Also there's Nick Dal Santo (well he kinda has a silly name).
Nick plays for Saint Kilda who I have already sexually objectified...Heath Black...ahhhh.
Oh and as I've had Emails (yes I was shocked too) my choice of totty in AFL clubs is solely my tastes and I'm not saying Nick Riewoldt is ugly (he is though).
Who is Sam Mitchell?
A character on a soap that they never smile on? 'Mark's dead Pauline' not change of expression 'Will you marry me?' still a glum face.
No Sam Mitchell the blond bit of Aussie Rules playing fluff (left with Shane Crawford).
He plays for Hawthorn Hawks with Trent Croad (Bill has a thing for Trent...a hard one (how crude)). Other examples of Hawks totty are Luke 'I look like Kerr Smith' Brennan, Rick Ladson, Jonathan Hay (that photo is a really bad one) and Ben Dixon.
Also there's Nick Dal Santo (well he kinda has a silly name).
Nick plays for Saint Kilda who I have already sexually objectified...Heath Black...ahhhh.
Oh and as I've had Emails (yes I was shocked too) my choice of totty in AFL clubs is solely my tastes and I'm not saying Nick Riewoldt is ugly (he is though).
Band of boys
Following on from the what did they do after the boyband here are the three Bass brothers Nathan, Mark and Keiran (I don't Calvin Goldspink here) who formed Next of Kin in the 1990s.
They had one hit called 24 hours then another single where they tried Nathan out in a tight sleeveless T shirt to look cuter than he already was. Sadly the single flopped and they went to Tenerife to work on a new album ad were not heard from again.
This was even more sad because Bill wanted to do some really naughty things to Nathan.
Moving to the present we have two wanabee boybands.
V are trying to be a 5ive/Blazin Squad gestalt and failing dismally. Yes they are cute but not enough.
Aaron is so camp I really hope he's gay for his sake, Kevin is supposed to be the 'hard man' like J was in 5ive but isn't that convincing (crew cuts do not a thug make), Mark looks a tad like Andy Scott Lee (ohhhh Andyyy), and the remaining two Leon and Antony make so little impression I can't even be bothered to take the you know what, save Leon likes Michael Moore so he doesn't need my help.
Their website (as it's hard to find as V is a silly name as it pulls up nothing in Google.
Finally we have Boysterous (such clever word play) who have yet to make the top 40. They've put in the effort (ie got their kits off) but (L to R) Mike, Chris, Mitch (nice of them to let their uncle join) and Gary (are people still abusing their kids by calling them Gary?) are still getting nowhere. I suspect they haven't figured out that the boyband rule about having one ugly chap (so the boyfriends of the screaming girlies feel better) does not apply to half the band.
Perhaps they can play with Will Young's ball.
Following on from the what did they do after the boyband here are the three Bass brothers Nathan, Mark and Keiran (I don't Calvin Goldspink here) who formed Next of Kin in the 1990s.
They had one hit called 24 hours then another single where they tried Nathan out in a tight sleeveless T shirt to look cuter than he already was. Sadly the single flopped and they went to Tenerife to work on a new album ad were not heard from again.
This was even more sad because Bill wanted to do some really naughty things to Nathan.
Moving to the present we have two wanabee boybands.
V are trying to be a 5ive/Blazin Squad gestalt and failing dismally. Yes they are cute but not enough.
Aaron is so camp I really hope he's gay for his sake, Kevin is supposed to be the 'hard man' like J was in 5ive but isn't that convincing (crew cuts do not a thug make), Mark looks a tad like Andy Scott Lee (ohhhh Andyyy), and the remaining two Leon and Antony make so little impression I can't even be bothered to take the you know what, save Leon likes Michael Moore so he doesn't need my help.
Their website (as it's hard to find as V is a silly name as it pulls up nothing in Google.
Finally we have Boysterous (such clever word play) who have yet to make the top 40. They've put in the effort (ie got their kits off) but (L to R) Mike, Chris, Mitch (nice of them to let their uncle join) and Gary (are people still abusing their kids by calling them Gary?) are still getting nowhere. I suspect they haven't figured out that the boyband rule about having one ugly chap (so the boyfriends of the screaming girlies feel better) does not apply to half the band.
Perhaps they can play with Will Young's ball.
Thursday, April 29, 2004
A few, a shirtless few...
Here's a few more pictures of Jarrod Batchlor
The slug has escaped.
I can see his bits
Wrong type of cup.
Here's a few more pictures of Jarrod Batchlor
The slug has escaped.
I can see his bits
Wrong type of cup.
What!
Did you know that there is a Sam 'carved out of dough' Atwell aka Kane on Home and Away fansite?
Mrs Gamblin will be running over there to bask in the the receeding hairline, the plump body, the rabbitlike teeth, and the general shaggability of Sam.
I on the other hand will be playing with Steven Fletcher ex of Brookside and Rodrigo Santoro 2 and a bottle of baby oil.
Did you know that there is a Sam 'carved out of dough' Atwell aka Kane on Home and Away fansite?
Mrs Gamblin will be running over there to bask in the the receeding hairline, the plump body, the rabbitlike teeth, and the general shaggability of Sam.
I on the other hand will be playing with Steven Fletcher ex of Brookside and Rodrigo Santoro 2 and a bottle of baby oil.
Kiddie's TV
Here are two stars of US kid's TV dramas.
Jeremy Garrett replaced the wonderfully named Ryan Bittle on something called Sweet Valley High which involved two blond female twins. Jeremy was also on CSI Miami as was Ryan.
Jared 'say what' Padalecki is/was on something called the Gilmore Girls which involves girls and someone/thing/place (have you guessed I know nothing about it yet?). He is going to be doing something with one or both of the Olsen Twins so his career is going bye, bye. Hopefully he'll recover like Jesse Spencer did. I forget the film's name but it is worth a view just to see Jesse attempt a posh English accent.
Here are two stars of US kid's TV dramas.
Jeremy Garrett replaced the wonderfully named Ryan Bittle on something called Sweet Valley High which involved two blond female twins. Jeremy was also on CSI Miami as was Ryan.
Jared 'say what' Padalecki is/was on something called the Gilmore Girls which involves girls and someone/thing/place (have you guessed I know nothing about it yet?). He is going to be doing something with one or both of the Olsen Twins so his career is going bye, bye. Hopefully he'll recover like Jesse Spencer did. I forget the film's name but it is worth a view just to see Jesse attempt a posh English accent.
Stuart
You get things uploaded for them and the go off for three weeks...men...
Any way here is Stuart Manning of Night and Day, AnF and Velcro fame nude and showing off his behind.
You get things uploaded for them and the go off for three weeks...men...
Any way here is Stuart Manning of Night and Day, AnF and Velcro fame nude and showing off his behind.
A sad day
Craig Doyle, he that found it oh so hard not to get his kit off on BBC's Holiday show is leaving it for pastures new ie BBC sport.
Craig would strip if he was on a beach, by a pool, in the sea (yes all logical places), testing showers and baths (well they need testing) and in dream sequences about him boxing (umm). Basically he just liked stripping and when he shocked us all by not being gay and getting married his wife put a stop to it (she gets to sleep with him so she could at least let us fantasise).
As an aside Keith Doyle on Channel Five News is his brother. Keith 'is happy to get “stuck in” to any situation' like 'filming naked on France’s largest nudist beach!'.
Odd thing to run in the family.
Totty in kilts
No not Mel Gibson because he never ranked as totty, bigoted prat yes, totty no, but Orlando Bloom, South Africa via Kent's best bit of totty.
He's in two films out or out soon. The truely dire Calcuim Kid in which you get to perve him shirtless in boxer short and Troy in which he gets his kit off and walks around for the rest of the time in a kiltlike thingy which offers possiblities with him sitting down.
Beckham eat your heart out.
No not Mel Gibson because he never ranked as totty, bigoted prat yes, totty no, but Orlando Bloom, South Africa via Kent's best bit of totty.
He's in two films out or out soon. The truely dire Calcuim Kid in which you get to perve him shirtless in boxer short and Troy in which he gets his kit off and walks around for the rest of the time in a kiltlike thingy which offers possiblities with him sitting down.
Beckham eat your heart out.
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
Word games
As per commentary discussions I'm suggesting we, well I with your help come up with a new slang term and see if we can make it popular by using it in real life (that scary place), and on other blogs and forums.
The suggestion (well one you can use easily) so far from Tony is:
Jade, meaning idiot or idiotic.
Usage: You're such a Jade. That was such a Jade thing to do.
Any other suggestions or is this attempt at interaction doomed (no I'm not using that joke again).
As per commentary discussions I'm suggesting we, well I with your help come up with a new slang term and see if we can make it popular by using it in real life (that scary place), and on other blogs and forums.
The suggestion (well one you can use easily) so far from Tony is:
Jade, meaning idiot or idiotic.
Usage: You're such a Jade. That was such a Jade thing to do.
Any other suggestions or is this attempt at interaction doomed (no I'm not using that joke again).
Amazon
You may have noticed that Amazon logo thingy on this blog. I've joined their affiliate program. It doesn't cost you a penny and I'll use the tokens I get to buy some DVDs to cap.
On that vane now I've past my recent work deadline some caps are coming if I can work out how to cap from MS Media Player.
You may have noticed that Amazon logo thingy on this blog. I've joined their affiliate program. It doesn't cost you a penny and I'll use the tokens I get to buy some DVDs to cap.
On that vane now I've past my recent work deadline some caps are coming if I can work out how to cap from MS Media Player.
Burst bubbles
I quite liked Crossroads and so did the other three people who watched it. I had my reasons of watching it and it was for the acting. Jane Asher please go back to making cakes, please I beg of you. Crossroads also has Richard 'last seen on his hands and knees taking it...their acting, it's TV show, I'm actually a small annoying bigot who made some truely dire films (not me, Michael Winner) ' Burke in it.
There was Night and Day where you had Stuart Manning and Kevin 'now in Hollyoaks' Sacre who better stay apart as they might stick together like velcro, and Seb 'was in Family Affairs' Casting.
Finally am I the only one who thinks the Dan in prison storyline has gone on far too long? We all know he'll get let out when Ellie tells the truth (or I suspect when someone finds whatever Toby used to hide under the kitchen cadinets), then we'll have loads of angst and 'how could you lie and send me to prison' stuff.
I quite liked Crossroads and so did the other three people who watched it. I had my reasons of watching it and it was for the acting. Jane Asher please go back to making cakes, please I beg of you. Crossroads also has Richard 'last seen on his hands and knees taking it...their acting, it's TV show, I'm actually a small annoying bigot who made some truely dire films (not me, Michael Winner) ' Burke in it.
There was Night and Day where you had Stuart Manning and Kevin 'now in Hollyoaks' Sacre who better stay apart as they might stick together like velcro, and Seb 'was in Family Affairs' Casting.
Finally am I the only one who thinks the Dan in prison storyline has gone on far too long? We all know he'll get let out when Ellie tells the truth (or I suspect when someone finds whatever Toby used to hide under the kitchen cadinets), then we'll have loads of angst and 'how could you lie and send me to prison' stuff.
Monday, April 26, 2004
Neologisms
*puts on teacher's hat*
frell, swear-word invented for use in the Farscape series - usually as an adjective, "frelling".
Usage: Blazin Squad are such frell.
Ispic, An invented term used in to determine if someone does not understand the terms they are using.
Usage: Bill asked Josh if he thought British foreign policy was ispic. When Josh said no Bill knew he didn't know what he was talking about.
Bracknelled, to make tacky usually by building ugly structures. From the East Berkshire new town of Bracknell. Bracknell can be replaced with the name of other new or ugly towns like Didcoted, Sloughed, Telforded, Port Talboted or Basingstoked.
Usage: New Labour's Dome really Bracknelled Greenwich.
More at Urban Dictionary.
*puts on teacher's hat*
frell, swear-word invented for use in the Farscape series - usually as an adjective, "frelling".
Usage: Blazin Squad are such frell.
Ispic, An invented term used in to determine if someone does not understand the terms they are using.
Usage: Bill asked Josh if he thought British foreign policy was ispic. When Josh said no Bill knew he didn't know what he was talking about.
Bracknelled, to make tacky usually by building ugly structures. From the East Berkshire new town of Bracknell. Bracknell can be replaced with the name of other new or ugly towns like Didcoted, Sloughed, Telforded, Port Talboted or Basingstoked.
Usage: New Labour's Dome really Bracknelled Greenwich.
More at Urban Dictionary.
More silliness
There are certain things you can be sure of in life, some people don't have the arms for sleveless T shirts, there are always prats on forums (see not just FM), Ryan on the OC will pout each episode, I'll get distracted when typing this and typo, and some days you will just simply not find any totty worth posting.
Luckily that doesn't happen to me (see how I built it all up and made you think this would just be another pictureless ramble) .
Todd has come out and didn't they drag it on and on and on. Even Peter Mandelson didn't take that long (and got his 'friend' chucked out of the country even faster when they broke up).
In Sainsburys we find Bad Boys Inc seen here in their let's get our kit off to attract more sales but in a Littlewoods catalogue way.
One True Voice were so pants they missed the in boxers shots and went straight to naked. Sadly they were both ugly (bar Jamie who will be very goodlooking when he gets to 16) and talentless. Something James from Busted isn't. While Charlie (the one with the eyebrows) sings in his own odd style and the other one who always looks ill mumbles James actually sings the song.
Jarrod or as he keeps getting called Mr Gay UK ('They're probably homosexuals with ways different than our own. They may do some more..... folk dancing.') is gay. I know it's a shock. I totally missed the use of the word 'gay' everytime he was on screen. Damn subtle in my opinion.
I need to relax...I know Phixx again with their kit off. I thought ( a rare thing I know) as I was posting about boybands I should watch Saturday morning TV...you know the proof that TV execs think children are really thick, and I saw Phixx visiting a girl's house to do some cleaning. OK call me a tart if you must but CLEANING. Yes you can get the ugly one to do that (all boybands need them Peter) but not all of them. So while I imagined making Nick a man (crude tonight aren't I? (look I've bought the body parts and got the lightning conductor)) I visited their site. Their next single is called 'Wild Boys' so we can expect more kitoffidness. By the way if you go to their gallery section the third gallery is entitled 'gay and party'...dare I look? Will my value go down?
There are certain things you can be sure of in life, some people don't have the arms for sleveless T shirts, there are always prats on forums (see not just FM), Ryan on the OC will pout each episode, I'll get distracted when typing this and typo, and some days you will just simply not find any totty worth posting.
Luckily that doesn't happen to me (see how I built it all up and made you think this would just be another pictureless ramble) .
Todd has come out and didn't they drag it on and on and on. Even Peter Mandelson didn't take that long (and got his 'friend' chucked out of the country even faster when they broke up).
In Sainsburys we find Bad Boys Inc seen here in their let's get our kit off to attract more sales but in a Littlewoods catalogue way.
One True Voice were so pants they missed the in boxers shots and went straight to naked. Sadly they were both ugly (bar Jamie who will be very goodlooking when he gets to 16) and talentless. Something James from Busted isn't. While Charlie (the one with the eyebrows) sings in his own odd style and the other one who always looks ill mumbles James actually sings the song.
Jarrod or as he keeps getting called Mr Gay UK ('They're probably homosexuals with ways different than our own. They may do some more..... folk dancing.') is gay. I know it's a shock. I totally missed the use of the word 'gay' everytime he was on screen. Damn subtle in my opinion.
I need to relax...I know Phixx again with their kit off. I thought ( a rare thing I know) as I was posting about boybands I should watch Saturday morning TV...you know the proof that TV execs think children are really thick, and I saw Phixx visiting a girl's house to do some cleaning. OK call me a tart if you must but CLEANING. Yes you can get the ugly one to do that (all boybands need them Peter) but not all of them. So while I imagined making Nick a man (crude tonight aren't I? (look I've bought the body parts and got the lightning conductor)) I visited their site. Their next single is called 'Wild Boys' so we can expect more kitoffidness. By the way if you go to their gallery section the third gallery is entitled 'gay and party'...dare I look? Will my value go down?
Sunday, April 25, 2004
Words of the day
Discombobulated, To throw into a state of confusion.
Usage: 'I'm feeling very discombobulated after seeing Tony Blair naked'
Costly, Someone who has removed credibility from themselves.
Usage: 'Tim was costly after admitting he liked Blazin Squad'.
Sports scientist, A stupid person. From the perceived low entry requirements and standards of sports science university courses.
Usage: 'The sports scientist had to be shown how to open a book'.
Discombobulated, To throw into a state of confusion.
Usage: 'I'm feeling very discombobulated after seeing Tony Blair naked'
Costly, Someone who has removed credibility from themselves.
Usage: 'Tim was costly after admitting he liked Blazin Squad'.
Sports scientist, A stupid person. From the perceived low entry requirements and standards of sports science university courses.
Usage: 'The sports scientist had to be shown how to open a book'.
Well I missed that
Well I've had over 20,000 visitors and not one bloody bunch of grapes. I didn't get Zach Braff to give me a sponge bath (OK I know he plays a doctor in Scrubs and the don't give sponge baths and I haven't been to hospital so this is all very silly but play along...it's not as if you have anything better to do...Sunday night TV is always crap). A lot of you (the majority bar IP addresses only) use AOL as an ISP. That begs the question can't you find a better ISP? Well if you like an ISP populated by racists (go look at the Anglofile and Asylum boards) fine by me. Or was David Moscow cute on Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane and why didn't I find that nose off putting? Ian Thorpitis? Does this train of thought thing work? On the topic of trains I was on a train with cute Matt from Canada a few days ago. I still have yet to stalk him or come up with some reason to talk to him (method 1: bump into him by 'accident', say sorry, then develop it from there (a lot subtler than pouncing on him)). I suspect Matt is my Kip Gamblin. His loss as I'm worth $2,355,780.00 which means I'm 17th most expensive male and I gave a conservative guess at my IQ and doing my weight in pounds is confuddling. I was never good at maths. Jon Abrahams is rather cute...just thought I'd mention it. Oh I saw some sitcom with Sean Maguire in it called Off Centre which also stars Eddie Kaye Thomas who is cute in the geeky way Bill likes.
Here endth the ramble
Well I've had over 20,000 visitors and not one bloody bunch of grapes. I didn't get Zach Braff to give me a sponge bath (OK I know he plays a doctor in Scrubs and the don't give sponge baths and I haven't been to hospital so this is all very silly but play along...it's not as if you have anything better to do...Sunday night TV is always crap). A lot of you (the majority bar IP addresses only) use AOL as an ISP. That begs the question can't you find a better ISP? Well if you like an ISP populated by racists (go look at the Anglofile and Asylum boards) fine by me. Or was David Moscow cute on Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane and why didn't I find that nose off putting? Ian Thorpitis? Does this train of thought thing work? On the topic of trains I was on a train with cute Matt from Canada a few days ago. I still have yet to stalk him or come up with some reason to talk to him (method 1: bump into him by 'accident', say sorry, then develop it from there (a lot subtler than pouncing on him)). I suspect Matt is my Kip Gamblin. His loss as I'm worth $2,355,780.00 which means I'm 17th most expensive male and I gave a conservative guess at my IQ and doing my weight in pounds is confuddling. I was never good at maths. Jon Abrahams is rather cute...just thought I'd mention it. Oh I saw some sitcom with Sean Maguire in it called Off Centre which also stars Eddie Kaye Thomas who is cute in the geeky way Bill likes.
Here endth the ramble
Billy shot the jukebox
As I ponder what exactly these two oiks from Blazin Squad are doing to each other I find an oh so funny practical joke has been played on me. Someone who thinks they are oh so clever has put a copy of McFly's epic about hair colour. Mcfly if you are in any way interested are the plain Danny and Tom and the cutesome Doug and Harry. While I suspect Harry is the only one who has reached puberty here's them shirtless.
I was also to find a cute picture of Jensen Button without him looking like a toothy kid.
And finally if you the scary campness of this picture of Tom Davidson and Brodie Holland of Collingwood AFL club you'll notice how full those boxers are.
As I ponder what exactly these two oiks from Blazin Squad are doing to each other I find an oh so funny practical joke has been played on me. Someone who thinks they are oh so clever has put a copy of McFly's epic about hair colour. Mcfly if you are in any way interested are the plain Danny and Tom and the cutesome Doug and Harry. While I suspect Harry is the only one who has reached puberty here's them shirtless.
I was also to find a cute picture of Jensen Button without him looking like a toothy kid.
And finally if you the scary campness of this picture of Tom Davidson and Brodie Holland of Collingwood AFL club you'll notice how full those boxers are.
Friday, April 23, 2004
Karl and Todd
Are they shagging? Will Todd come out? Do we care?
Go visit the Todd and Karl fanlisting which I in a fit of silliness joined not because I don't comment on it but because I am a tad sarky.
On Todd and Karl as I only half watch Corrie I need some plot summaries so I can take the...you know and I so want to try out my new Gmail (that so sounds like a porn mag) so email me if you want. I heard (not saw...open window and TV on) a bit and it seems that Todd has come out to his mum sort of...may be...kinda...it's all getting as confusing as why the CPS would have taken Dan Hunter to court. Oh well back to the Archers...
Are they shagging? Will Todd come out? Do we care?
Go visit the Todd and Karl fanlisting which I in a fit of silliness joined not because I don't comment on it but because I am a tad sarky.
On Todd and Karl as I only half watch Corrie I need some plot summaries so I can take the...you know and I so want to try out my new Gmail (that so sounds like a porn mag) so email me if you want. I heard (not saw...open window and TV on) a bit and it seems that Todd has come out to his mum sort of...may be...kinda...it's all getting as confusing as why the CPS would have taken Dan Hunter to court. Oh well back to the Archers...
A real idiot
Kip Gamblin used to be top totty for Bill but then he went and got married (and has a kid and another on the way) which burst the micron thin bubble of illusion Bill had over a romp in the bush and upset our Guardian correspondent (she can spell and isn't a contradictory left either so we like her).
Shame he looks like this.
Git.
Kip Gamblin used to be top totty for Bill but then he went and got married (and has a kid and another on the way) which burst the micron thin bubble of illusion Bill had over a romp in the bush and upset our Guardian correspondent (she can spell and isn't a contradictory left either so we like her).
Shame he looks like this.
Git.
Do you ever wonder?
What do you think happens to old boyband members? Do they go to Eastbourne?
I ponder this because I in one of my feeble attempts to clear up my hard disk found a picture of Upside Down.
You remember Upside Down?
No not those maps they sell in Australia with Australia at the top or the oddly spooky photos on this forum but the boyband.
OK they only released two singles in the mid 1990s and neither got over 15 in the charts. They were as per this picture standing left to right Richard, Jamie and Giles with a crouching Chris. If memory serves (and it usually does for trivia like this) they were the product of some sort of making the band type thingy. Giles was upper middle class and couldn't manage raunchy, Jamie was about 4 foot tall and stood on telephone directories, Chris worked in TGI Fridays (the Reading one or so I'm told), and Richard was unemployed (which they mentioned daily just to rub it in). Bill was having one of his usual destructive relationships at the time with someone who looked a bit like Richard and he used to get stopped (to see if it was Richard not for drug dealing) every so often so they can't have been that unknown.
They split with their managers and became Orange, Orange and were no more successful so broke up.
Who got custody of the chest wax I don't know.
What do you think happens to old boyband members? Do they go to Eastbourne?
I ponder this because I in one of my feeble attempts to clear up my hard disk found a picture of Upside Down.
You remember Upside Down?
No not those maps they sell in Australia with Australia at the top or the oddly spooky photos on this forum but the boyband.
OK they only released two singles in the mid 1990s and neither got over 15 in the charts. They were as per this picture standing left to right Richard, Jamie and Giles with a crouching Chris. If memory serves (and it usually does for trivia like this) they were the product of some sort of making the band type thingy. Giles was upper middle class and couldn't manage raunchy, Jamie was about 4 foot tall and stood on telephone directories, Chris worked in TGI Fridays (the Reading one or so I'm told), and Richard was unemployed (which they mentioned daily just to rub it in). Bill was having one of his usual destructive relationships at the time with someone who looked a bit like Richard and he used to get stopped (to see if it was Richard not for drug dealing) every so often so they can't have been that unknown.
They split with their managers and became Orange, Orange and were no more successful so broke up.
Who got custody of the chest wax I don't know.
Thursday, April 22, 2004
Party like it's 2004
Someone's 28 today.
Other birthday totty:
Silverchair's Daniel Johns
Ex Borg totty Manu Intiraymi
I've seen his bottom Eric Mabuis
Someone's 28 today.
Other birthday totty:
Silverchair's Daniel Johns
Ex Borg totty Manu Intiraymi
I've seen his bottom Eric Mabuis
Dirt Off My Soul
The one man British Munkafust fan club is going to have another minor waffle through totty and pop culture (if that isn't a contradiction in terms). You can't stop him.
He's become a Gmail beta tester (that's Google's free webmail). On first impressions it's a cut down version of Yahoo mail.
He's also going to suggest you visit Keithers.com not just because the blogger is cute but because it's a good music pop culture blog.
He has also been sent a picture by a visitor to this blog and here it is. Yes that is Simon Taylor in lycra boxers/shorts. Bill would like to give credit but only has an Email and is not going to post that on an open blog but thanking you.
He also wonders why Heinz Winkler the South African Pop Idol has disappeared from view. Heinz outclassed the other totty (OK it was a choice between him, Will Young and Alexander the odd dancing kraut) but hasn't tried to break into the UK charts. His song is actually quite good too. Well let's hope he is buffing up a bit as he does look a tad scrawny shirtless.
He is also wondering what exactly is going on in this Baton cap of Mr Gay UK or Jarrod as he's called normally in a jacuzzi (and why his nipples are red).
He also wonders what idiot launched a boyband called 'V'. Try putting V into Google and you'll get nothing to do with the boyband and so will any V fan. Silly move. It's not as if they are talented to make up for it (or overly cute).
He finally wonders if he fiddled with the contrast in this picture if you'd see anything.
The one man British Munkafust fan club is going to have another minor waffle through totty and pop culture (if that isn't a contradiction in terms). You can't stop him.
He's become a Gmail beta tester (that's Google's free webmail). On first impressions it's a cut down version of Yahoo mail.
He's also going to suggest you visit Keithers.com not just because the blogger is cute but because it's a good music pop culture blog.
He has also been sent a picture by a visitor to this blog and here it is. Yes that is Simon Taylor in lycra boxers/shorts. Bill would like to give credit but only has an Email and is not going to post that on an open blog but thanking you.
He also wonders why Heinz Winkler the South African Pop Idol has disappeared from view. Heinz outclassed the other totty (OK it was a choice between him, Will Young and Alexander the odd dancing kraut) but hasn't tried to break into the UK charts. His song is actually quite good too. Well let's hope he is buffing up a bit as he does look a tad scrawny shirtless.
He is also wondering what exactly is going on in this Baton cap of Mr Gay UK or Jarrod as he's called normally in a jacuzzi (and why his nipples are red).
He also wonders what idiot launched a boyband called 'V'. Try putting V into Google and you'll get nothing to do with the boyband and so will any V fan. Silly move. It's not as if they are talented to make up for it (or overly cute).
He finally wonders if he fiddled with the contrast in this picture if you'd see anything.
Superhuman but not in looks
As Channel 4's Superhuman has updated it's site (finally) I can show you the only bit of male totty on the show fireman slash model (and not just in some nude calendar) Wesley Morgan.
Sadly this is all spoiled by the really pants blurb on him:
'25-year-old Wesley is a 'diamond geezer''
Oh dear not a good start.
'Born and bred in London he 'wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth - everything I wanted I had to fight for!'. And fight he did.'
But not for an education if that's all he can come up with. But hey I like them thick.
'He's been a fireman for 6 years having passed the entrance tests first time.'
I oddly would hope you don't get a second time let alone a 56th.
'He always wanted to be a fireman - there's nothing he feels more passionate about.'
OK he goes after what he wants but most of us change what we want to be during our childhood...I wanted to be a fireman too...but I was 7.
'Apart from the worthiness of the job, it gives him an adrenaline rush that can't be beaten'
Oh dear. He's into firefighting to get an adrenaline fix. I'm glad I'm not insuring his life.
'He is an adrenaline junkie - nothing frightens him.'
He hasn't met my mother. A fireman who is not afraid of fire. Retraining I think.
Superhuman requires more than just fitness and a good memory, it requires the ability to solve problems by using information and these Superhuman wannabes aren't the best at doing that.
As Channel 4's Superhuman has updated it's site (finally) I can show you the only bit of male totty on the show fireman slash model (and not just in some nude calendar) Wesley Morgan.
Sadly this is all spoiled by the really pants blurb on him:
'25-year-old Wesley is a 'diamond geezer''
Oh dear not a good start.
'Born and bred in London he 'wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth - everything I wanted I had to fight for!'. And fight he did.'
But not for an education if that's all he can come up with. But hey I like them thick.
'He's been a fireman for 6 years having passed the entrance tests first time.'
I oddly would hope you don't get a second time let alone a 56th.
'He always wanted to be a fireman - there's nothing he feels more passionate about.'
OK he goes after what he wants but most of us change what we want to be during our childhood...I wanted to be a fireman too...but I was 7.
'Apart from the worthiness of the job, it gives him an adrenaline rush that can't be beaten'
Oh dear. He's into firefighting to get an adrenaline fix. I'm glad I'm not insuring his life.
'He is an adrenaline junkie - nothing frightens him.'
He hasn't met my mother. A fireman who is not afraid of fire. Retraining I think.
Superhuman requires more than just fitness and a good memory, it requires the ability to solve problems by using information and these Superhuman wannabes aren't the best at doing that.
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Xanadu
Sadly the man from Porlock didn't stop Olivia Newton John and ELO from creating the epic song of that title. Another crime on music will occur when Take That reform hopefully for 30 nanoseconds or what's left of Tony Blair's career whichever is shorter.
In the US where they give Oscars to liars, Steven Spielberg has missed the irony of doing a film about Olympics in Germany. I know it's about the 1972 Olympics and the actions of the Europeans terrorists sorry dissidents of choice the Palestinians but that just increases the irony.
But the Americans are again blaming other people for their ills, literally.
Finally define tart.
Sadly the man from Porlock didn't stop Olivia Newton John and ELO from creating the epic song of that title. Another crime on music will occur when Take That reform hopefully for 30 nanoseconds or what's left of Tony Blair's career whichever is shorter.
In the US where they give Oscars to liars, Steven Spielberg has missed the irony of doing a film about Olympics in Germany. I know it's about the 1972 Olympics and the actions of the Europeans terrorists sorry dissidents of choice the Palestinians but that just increases the irony.
But the Americans are again blaming other people for their ills, literally.
Finally define tart.
Dishonest appropriation
As I have said before on this blog stealing stuff is naughty, very naughty. You can't of course steal a cap as a cap is from a copyrighted source in the first place. What you can steal is the kudos for the capping. That's not nice and those big white blocks over the capper's tag really don't fool anyone (next you'll claim the referendum on the EU Constitution isn't blatant political expediency). It also makes people who do the caps feel like they are being used and abused (and not in a good way (well some people like it)).
Saying all that here are three caps of a shirtless and buff Eric Balfour from OC (Bill has decided to remove the silly 'the') and I have no idea who capped them in the first place. Kudos to them and kudos to me for using my bandwidth to let you see them.
Here
Here
Here.
As I have said before on this blog stealing stuff is naughty, very naughty. You can't of course steal a cap as a cap is from a copyrighted source in the first place. What you can steal is the kudos for the capping. That's not nice and those big white blocks over the capper's tag really don't fool anyone (next you'll claim the referendum on the EU Constitution isn't blatant political expediency). It also makes people who do the caps feel like they are being used and abused (and not in a good way (well some people like it)).
Saying all that here are three caps of a shirtless and buff Eric Balfour from OC (Bill has decided to remove the silly 'the') and I have no idea who capped them in the first place. Kudos to them and kudos to me for using my bandwidth to let you see them.
Here
Here
Here.
Yes or no?
We know some people are gay.
Stephan Gately has Andy Cowles. See what money and fame get you...ohh bitchy...maybe Andy likes dwarfs.
Some hide it until they break and go nuts like Saint Louis Blue's player Mike Danton who wanted a male 'acquaintance' murdered because 'felt that the acquaintance was going to leave him'. If he is gay coming out probably would help rather than him looking like a psycho who wants to kill a roomate because they want to leave. Mike should have kept his 'acquaintance' tied to a bed as his private sex slave...nahh that's probably illegal too.
Some are in bands with one gay member and rumours about another. Of course I am not implying Chris Park is gay just that there are claims he is.
Some like Mitch Firth in this picture make one wonder.
[Bill's thousands of lawyers have asked Bill to say that he is not accusing anyone of being gay even the ones who have already come out and he would never listen to the rumours about Mark Reed from A1 or Steve McCain the gymnast as they are bound to be just gossip]
We know some people are gay.
Stephan Gately has Andy Cowles. See what money and fame get you...ohh bitchy...maybe Andy likes dwarfs.
Some hide it until they break and go nuts like Saint Louis Blue's player Mike Danton who wanted a male 'acquaintance' murdered because 'felt that the acquaintance was going to leave him'. If he is gay coming out probably would help rather than him looking like a psycho who wants to kill a roomate because they want to leave. Mike should have kept his 'acquaintance' tied to a bed as his private sex slave...nahh that's probably illegal too.
Some are in bands with one gay member and rumours about another. Of course I am not implying Chris Park is gay just that there are claims he is.
Some like Mitch Firth in this picture make one wonder.
[Bill's thousands of lawyers have asked Bill to say that he is not accusing anyone of being gay even the ones who have already come out and he would never listen to the rumours about Mark Reed from A1 or Steve McCain the gymnast as they are bound to be just gossip]
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
Games
The Games was pants.
Mr Gay UK as they kept calling him (JarrodBatchelor as his passport calls him) fiddled with his pants...ok more swimming trunks...just pull them down Jarrod
Shockingly the young fit chaps and chapessess won over the old fat ones...odd that.
The Games was pants.
Mr Gay UK as they kept calling him (JarrodBatchelor as his passport calls him) fiddled with his pants...ok more swimming trunks...just pull them down Jarrod
Shockingly the young fit chaps and chapessess won over the old fat ones...odd that.
Rugby players
It is suggested that rugby is a game invented my thugs and played by gentlement and football is a game invented by gentlemen and played by thugs. Sadly as with all these 'witty comments' they are wrong. Rugby was invented at a British public school (in Blighty we call our most expensive schools 'public schools' not to be confused PS45) and football was invented by bored plebs. Rugby is though played by the middle classes and football by oiks.
Examples of this?
In Australia they have Darren Lockyer to look all cutesome yet in a butch way with added dumbness.
In France they have Julian Hans (showing us something on the Pubic Wars or was that Punic) who like most French rugby players has problems keeping his clothes on. I have a sudden desire for peachs.
It is suggested that rugby is a game invented my thugs and played by gentlement and football is a game invented by gentlemen and played by thugs. Sadly as with all these 'witty comments' they are wrong. Rugby was invented at a British public school (in Blighty we call our most expensive schools 'public schools' not to be confused PS45) and football was invented by bored plebs. Rugby is though played by the middle classes and football by oiks.
Examples of this?
In Australia they have Darren Lockyer to look all cutesome yet in a butch way with added dumbness.
In France they have Julian Hans (showing us something on the Pubic Wars or was that Punic) who like most French rugby players has problems keeping his clothes on. I have a sudden desire for peachs.
Monday, April 19, 2004
Past Smallville totty
As if you needed more convincing that Whitney should still be on Smallville here is Eric Johnson though the haircut is ummmm at best.
As if you needed more convincing that Whitney should still be on Smallville here is Eric Johnson though the haircut is ummmm at best.
Bill's Ben
The Bill used to be the Sweeney just with less attempts to be cockney and hard. Now it's all angst and relationships and ex soap stars (Todd they've killed you off in Eastenders mate, you can smile now).
Ben Peyton is in my opinion the starting point for the angst ridden Bill. Ben played a new recruit with a past...well tie me down next to that chap in Lynx advert and send in Phixx not the tarts how original. Fortunately Ben is cute.
The Bill used to be the Sweeney just with less attempts to be cockney and hard. Now it's all angst and relationships and ex soap stars (Todd they've killed you off in Eastenders mate, you can smile now).
Ben Peyton is in my opinion the starting point for the angst ridden Bill. Ben played a new recruit with a past...well tie me down next to that chap in Lynx advert and send in Phixx not the tarts how original. Fortunately Ben is cute.
Sunday, April 18, 2004
Musical interlude
Grant Park by Marvelous 3
Go and take a ride to her shop in Grant Park
You can walk through the door and shove the knife in her heart
When you tell her that you can't stand the song anymore
The one you two adopted on the prom dance floor
You can be a Tom Cruise and make a big scene
Or be like MacGuyver and cut it clean
Either way there's gonna be blood on the floor
When you tell her that you don't dig girls anymore
Anymore...
Anymore...
Here's a funny story about a singer named Jed
He caught his girlfriend with a woman in bed
They were watching Loveline with a bottle of wine
Having a party like it's 1999
So he threw down the movies and he had a heart attack
He jumped in the ocean, and he never swam back
They stood there naked, except for their socks
Feeling cheaper than a prize in a Cracker Jack box
I don't think Jed's really gonna wanna rock
CHORUS:
Anymore...(I can't believe it)
Anymore...(I can't believe it)
Check the exposure
Something's wrong with this picture
I can't see the truth
For all of the dirty lines
Check the exposure
Something's wrong with this picture
All in all
You're gonna lose your mind
There's a little story that you're gonna adore
Kinda like the lost scene on the cutting room floor
It's all fun and games til you get a black eye
You're down in the swer askin' all the rats, "why?"
You can live & love & lie & cheat if you wish
But you know that's bout as takcy as a satellite dish
On a hot pink house with a burgundy door
With cigarette butts all over the floor
I don't think my stomach's gonna take anymore
Grant Park by Marvelous 3
Go and take a ride to her shop in Grant Park
You can walk through the door and shove the knife in her heart
When you tell her that you can't stand the song anymore
The one you two adopted on the prom dance floor
You can be a Tom Cruise and make a big scene
Or be like MacGuyver and cut it clean
Either way there's gonna be blood on the floor
When you tell her that you don't dig girls anymore
Anymore...
Anymore...
Here's a funny story about a singer named Jed
He caught his girlfriend with a woman in bed
They were watching Loveline with a bottle of wine
Having a party like it's 1999
So he threw down the movies and he had a heart attack
He jumped in the ocean, and he never swam back
They stood there naked, except for their socks
Feeling cheaper than a prize in a Cracker Jack box
I don't think Jed's really gonna wanna rock
CHORUS:
Anymore...(I can't believe it)
Anymore...(I can't believe it)
Check the exposure
Something's wrong with this picture
I can't see the truth
For all of the dirty lines
Check the exposure
Something's wrong with this picture
All in all
You're gonna lose your mind
There's a little story that you're gonna adore
Kinda like the lost scene on the cutting room floor
It's all fun and games til you get a black eye
You're down in the swer askin' all the rats, "why?"
You can live & love & lie & cheat if you wish
But you know that's bout as takcy as a satellite dish
On a hot pink house with a burgundy door
With cigarette butts all over the floor
I don't think my stomach's gonna take anymore
Random totty
Back to AFL...yes again
Jason Saddington
And now American football (which oddly rarely involves the use of a foot on the ball)
Eric Crouch 2 3 4
Back to AFL...yes again
Jason Saddington
And now American football (which oddly rarely involves the use of a foot on the ball)
Eric Crouch 2 3 4
Young men
Well it looks like Todd and Karl are going do the dirty which oddly makes them wear the same T shirts and Todd shaved.
Well it looks like Todd and Karl are going do the dirty which oddly makes them wear the same T shirts and Todd shaved.
Totty to zero
Channel 4 really needs ideas. I saw the hardly epic Zero to Hero today that is a clone of and just after (in a rub it in way) Scrapheap Challenge.
While Challenge is more about abject failure (like the sinking today) and things going kaputsey on people (and the oh so shaggable Tyler Harcott (shirtless Tyler here), while Hero is an attempt to appeal to the comicbook crowd. Sadly Hero is total pants. It is hosted by the oh so irritating Trey 'if that was the fastest sperm what were the others like' Farely and it's contestants are make David Beckham look like bright. When presented with a motor and asked what it was they didn't know. A herring? The Red Army?
Fortunately it does have one saving grace (well for me at least) and that is Jem (medieval form of James) Stansfield of Science Shack fame (left in this picture) who is not only cute and clever but it looks like he's buffed up a bit.
Sadly the dressing up to be a 'superhero' business might just work as a game on a kid's TV show but doesn't work for ten let alone thirty minutes.
Jem slowly getting undressed would though.
I also saw Newlyweds with Nick 'd'oh' Lachey (Drew is so much cuter) and Jessica Simpson. Please tell me they aren't going to breed.
Plot summary: Jessica who makes a living dancing on stage with cute chaps is upset that hubby Nick who hasn't got braincells to rub together will be attracted to the dancers he will be using on a video shoot and at a live show (she's attending). Loads of angst and bitching. Nick takes his much cuter (but half size) brother Drew to the audition. Jessica rocks up (adding a bit of Northern venacular) and more angst. Everything turns out alright in the end.
Channel 4 really needs ideas. I saw the hardly epic Zero to Hero today that is a clone of and just after (in a rub it in way) Scrapheap Challenge.
While Challenge is more about abject failure (like the sinking today) and things going kaputsey on people (and the oh so shaggable Tyler Harcott (shirtless Tyler here), while Hero is an attempt to appeal to the comicbook crowd. Sadly Hero is total pants. It is hosted by the oh so irritating Trey 'if that was the fastest sperm what were the others like' Farely and it's contestants are make David Beckham look like bright. When presented with a motor and asked what it was they didn't know. A herring? The Red Army?
Fortunately it does have one saving grace (well for me at least) and that is Jem (medieval form of James) Stansfield of Science Shack fame (left in this picture) who is not only cute and clever but it looks like he's buffed up a bit.
Sadly the dressing up to be a 'superhero' business might just work as a game on a kid's TV show but doesn't work for ten let alone thirty minutes.
Jem slowly getting undressed would though.
I also saw Newlyweds with Nick 'd'oh' Lachey (Drew is so much cuter) and Jessica Simpson. Please tell me they aren't going to breed.
Plot summary: Jessica who makes a living dancing on stage with cute chaps is upset that hubby Nick who hasn't got braincells to rub together will be attracted to the dancers he will be using on a video shoot and at a live show (she's attending). Loads of angst and bitching. Nick takes his much cuter (but half size) brother Drew to the audition. Jessica rocks up (adding a bit of Northern venacular) and more angst. Everything turns out alright in the end.
Saturday, April 17, 2004
Oh dear
I quite like crap TV shows mainly because they tend to be funny.
But today though I had the dubious pleasure of watching the Adventures of Sinbad.
It stars only one vague bit of totty Zen Gesner. He may look quite good at first but after ten minutes of being shown his hairy chest does not distract from his total inability to act.
His acting style if you can call it that is to say his lines like he's taking the proverbial out of an Errol Flynn film. Saying your lines in a totally over the top heroic manner doesn't make for good acting. His facial expressions are simply odd. He looks like he on a catalogue photoshoot. You get Zen pensive (or Zen needing the toilet), Zen looking out into the distance while saying something meaningful (he's even more wooden doing it than Orlando Bloom in Return of the King) and Zen being cool which usually involves him moving his sword from hand to hand.
On another matter as I flicked through my Sunday Times Culture section to find the time Monk is on I am confronted by a picture (page 86) of some shirtless men. Sadly only one of them is actually good looking.
This is for the near fatal Channel 4 show Superhuman (spot who should update websites).
One must hope they test all parts of the anatomy...for the sake of science....no really.
I quite like crap TV shows mainly because they tend to be funny.
But today though I had the dubious pleasure of watching the Adventures of Sinbad.
It stars only one vague bit of totty Zen Gesner. He may look quite good at first but after ten minutes of being shown his hairy chest does not distract from his total inability to act.
His acting style if you can call it that is to say his lines like he's taking the proverbial out of an Errol Flynn film. Saying your lines in a totally over the top heroic manner doesn't make for good acting. His facial expressions are simply odd. He looks like he on a catalogue photoshoot. You get Zen pensive (or Zen needing the toilet), Zen looking out into the distance while saying something meaningful (he's even more wooden doing it than Orlando Bloom in Return of the King) and Zen being cool which usually involves him moving his sword from hand to hand.
On another matter as I flicked through my Sunday Times Culture section to find the time Monk is on I am confronted by a picture (page 86) of some shirtless men. Sadly only one of them is actually good looking.
This is for the near fatal Channel 4 show Superhuman (spot who should update websites).
One must hope they test all parts of the anatomy...for the sake of science....no really.
Well that screws up tonight
Be very careful if you live in Sheffield or Leeds as a load of sad blokes have nowhere to go tonight.
Ohhh just feel that judging...
Be very careful if you live in Sheffield or Leeds as a load of sad blokes have nowhere to go tonight.
Ohhh just feel that judging...
Friday, April 16, 2004
I was asked...
...today if I was 'post theory' (in a I know what that means and go to Oxford University and you're some townie).
Well after pondering my years of under and post graduate study I replied 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pitang-zoop-boing', smiled and left.
Why is this of interest?
Because I have found the coolest site ever...Monty Python and the Holy Grail in lego.
...today if I was 'post theory' (in a I know what that means and go to Oxford University and you're some townie).
Well after pondering my years of under and post graduate study I replied 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pitang-zoop-boing', smiled and left.
Why is this of interest?
Because I have found the coolest site ever...Monty Python and the Holy Grail in lego.
Well you can stop that young man...
OK picture the scene Beau Brady is spread out on your bed completely naked whispering dirty suggestions at you as you lift his legs onto your shoulders...sorry wrong scene.
OK picture this you are not quite gay mainly as the soap writers want to try and drag out the storyline for ages which you are happy about because it is likely they'll can you from the soap after it's ended. You kiss your girlfriend's brother when he's asleep and he gets all upset but he is Adam Rickett so why not (even if you are straight). Then you go and work in a hospital and there's this cute gay nurse (I think (I really should watch these things before commenting)) who has just broken up with his psycho boyfreind (who was a psycho in Brookside too and has a cute brother on Hollyoaks)
Anyhows you go out on to Canal Street with him and end up kissing him but your girlfriend appears. Cue angst. I'm not sure what happened next as I tend not to watch British soaps and Australian ones with the sound down...perfect wallpaper...but they're at it again.
Kissy, kissy just outside the A&E.
I'm not sure why but Bruno Langley (with the black hair) has decided not to shave. Is this the Corrie scripwriters signal for being gay? Someone better tell Keith Duffy.
More to come no doubt.
OK picture the scene Beau Brady is spread out on your bed completely naked whispering dirty suggestions at you as you lift his legs onto your shoulders...sorry wrong scene.
OK picture this you are not quite gay mainly as the soap writers want to try and drag out the storyline for ages which you are happy about because it is likely they'll can you from the soap after it's ended. You kiss your girlfriend's brother when he's asleep and he gets all upset but he is Adam Rickett so why not (even if you are straight). Then you go and work in a hospital and there's this cute gay nurse (I think (I really should watch these things before commenting)) who has just broken up with his psycho boyfreind (who was a psycho in Brookside too and has a cute brother on Hollyoaks)
Anyhows you go out on to Canal Street with him and end up kissing him but your girlfriend appears. Cue angst. I'm not sure what happened next as I tend not to watch British soaps and Australian ones with the sound down...perfect wallpaper...but they're at it again.
Kissy, kissy just outside the A&E.
I'm not sure why but Bruno Langley (with the black hair) has decided not to shave. Is this the Corrie scripwriters signal for being gay? Someone better tell Keith Duffy.
More to come no doubt.
Why not visit...
Honeytom's blog.
Yes he does find Colin McAllister attractive but I'm sure that's the beer talking.
Honeytom's blog.
Yes he does find Colin McAllister attractive but I'm sure that's the beer talking.
Naughty gymnast totty
Matt Abboud got his kit off for Playboy and upset the gymnastic world.
Apparently Penn State cause a bit of fuss about it...well they do have to pretend to care and I'm sure someone moaned.
Matt Abboud got his kit off for Playboy and upset the gymnastic world.
Apparently Penn State cause a bit of fuss about it...well they do have to pretend to care and I'm sure someone moaned.
AFL totty (yes again)
OK I do AFL, gym, and soap totty rather a lot...live with it.
David Hille in a 'that must hurt' moment but it gives an interesting view.
Aaron Henneman all aryan running boy...
And Darren Walsh just because he's cute (and you can see his nipples (which I told is a good thing)).
OK I do AFL, gym, and soap totty rather a lot...live with it.
David Hille in a 'that must hurt' moment but it gives an interesting view.
Aaron Henneman all aryan running boy...
And Darren Walsh just because he's cute (and you can see his nipples (which I told is a good thing)).
Running totty
Louis van Zyl as our bit of Afrikaner running totty.
Nate Brannen as our bit of colonial college running totty.
Robbie Stevens as Nate's back up.
Louis van Zyl as our bit of Afrikaner running totty.
Nate Brannen as our bit of colonial college running totty.
Robbie Stevens as Nate's back up.
Thursday, April 15, 2004
Well shag me senseless through a hedge across the field, through the stream, up the hill...
This blog has suddenly become all popular (well more popular). From 200 odd visitors a day to 1,250 a day and counting. Here's hoping bandwidth isn't a biggy with Netscape...
At least now I know Horsey's still exists.
This blog has suddenly become all popular (well more popular). From 200 odd visitors a day to 1,250 a day and counting. Here's hoping bandwidth isn't a biggy with Netscape...
At least now I know Horsey's still exists.
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
How naughty of him
Did you know that Thierry Pepin of Danny in the Sky fame (well kinda) was in a gay porn movie?
Well here's the proof [link to links of pictures that religious zealots and Brandon Henschel won't like].
Did you know that Thierry Pepin of Danny in the Sky fame (well kinda) was in a gay porn movie?
Well here's the proof [link to links of pictures that religious zealots and Brandon Henschel won't like].
Kinky
Inme...are a trio of musical types who sing sorta punky moany rock numbers much to the enjoyment of the assembled masses. They are also all quite goodlooking.
They are Dave McPherson who I'm iffy on, Joe Morgan who is rather cute and Simon Taylor (two blond bits of totty with the same name) who at least in this picture looks like the band's bit of rough.
Inme...are a trio of musical types who sing sorta punky moany rock numbers much to the enjoyment of the assembled masses. They are also all quite goodlooking.
They are Dave McPherson who I'm iffy on, Joe Morgan who is rather cute and Simon Taylor (two blond bits of totty with the same name) who at least in this picture looks like the band's bit of rough.
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Brazilian totty
Rodrigo Santoro was in Love Actually and the so, so, so bad Charlie's Angels 2 that even Rod's firm muscular body couldn't rescue...but it'll be worth seeing when it's free on Sky just simply to perve Rod.
Rodrigo Santoro was in Love Actually and the so, so, so bad Charlie's Angels 2 that even Rod's firm muscular body couldn't rescue...but it'll be worth seeing when it's free on Sky just simply to perve Rod.
Monday, April 12, 2004
James Kristian
James played Allen (aka Little Al) on As If and Bill thought he was quite cute.
No pictures as of now but I'm looking...
James played Allen (aka Little Al) on As If and Bill thought he was quite cute.
No pictures as of now but I'm looking...
How very, very sad
Two characters on a UK soap kissed each other today.
This to some is a big issue.
So bloody what. [I'm going to go on a mild rant here so you can go to the next post]. Do straight people cap men and women kissing on soaps? Of course not so why two men kissing? Why make it out if it's something odd, novel and worth capping?
Two characters on a UK soap kissed each other today.
This to some is a big issue.
So bloody what. [I'm going to go on a mild rant here so you can go to the next post]. Do straight people cap men and women kissing on soaps? Of course not so why two men kissing? Why make it out if it's something odd, novel and worth capping?
No fair
It wasn't long ago that Ryan Merriman looked like this then like this and now he's getting married.
Kinda makes one feel old...OMG I could be dead in 70 years...or 80...90...100...1000...
It wasn't long ago that Ryan Merriman looked like this then like this and now he's getting married.
Kinda makes one feel old...OMG I could be dead in 70 years...or 80...90...100...1000...
As you do
I happened to channel hoping and noticed a rerun of Swiss Family Robinson with Sir John Mills and him from Hawaii 50 (cue music and canoe).
It also starred a very cute (at the time) chappy Tommy Kirk.
Sadly four years later things took a bad turn...(IMDB biog) 'in 1964, the Disney factory found out Tommy was gay and they immediately released him from his contract after finishing The Monkey's Uncle (1965). Tommy still pursued teen-oriented movies but was essentially blacklisted and listed as "box office poison." The offers he did receive became progressively dismal'.
He used drugs and nearly ended up dying.
Fortunately he is off drugs and acting.
This just shows how little time has gone by since bigots didn't at least have to hide their hate.
But then again Danny Pintauro and Chad Allen haven't exactly had glittering film careers since being outed.
I happened to channel hoping and noticed a rerun of Swiss Family Robinson with Sir John Mills and him from Hawaii 50 (cue music and canoe).
It also starred a very cute (at the time) chappy Tommy Kirk.
Sadly four years later things took a bad turn...(IMDB biog) 'in 1964, the Disney factory found out Tommy was gay and they immediately released him from his contract after finishing The Monkey's Uncle (1965). Tommy still pursued teen-oriented movies but was essentially blacklisted and listed as "box office poison." The offers he did receive became progressively dismal'.
He used drugs and nearly ended up dying.
Fortunately he is off drugs and acting.
This just shows how little time has gone by since bigots didn't at least have to hide their hate.
But then again Danny Pintauro and Chad Allen haven't exactly had glittering film careers since being outed.
Wet totty
I've just realised something. I've never been to Bath University. I've been to Bath Spa (not to study but for a party (spot the old university student slamming ex polys)). This is odd considering the amount of weekends I spent when I was at school (in Wiltshire) in Bath studying the architecture (of the insides of pubs).
When you look at their swimmers I might go for a visit (the totty being ack Row (L to R) Coach, Darren Mew, Mark Foster, Robin Francis Front Row (L to R) Alan Bircher, Ross Davenport, some female).
Darren Mew comments on the Athens building site show...sorry Olympics 'I'm swimming pretty well at the moment and it will be good to go out there and see what I can do in both events'. Here's a clue Darren what you should do is SWIM (nude would be good).
Also on the British team in Athens will be James Gibson, who looks to me like Darren's brother or perhaps all swimmers get an Ian Thorpe nose in the post and have to shave their pits (even though they wear those suits).
Also there will be Bill's little lust toy Ed Moses who looks good in speedos.
I've just realised something. I've never been to Bath University. I've been to Bath Spa (not to study but for a party (spot the old university student slamming ex polys)). This is odd considering the amount of weekends I spent when I was at school (in Wiltshire) in Bath studying the architecture (of the insides of pubs).
When you look at their swimmers I might go for a visit (the totty being ack Row (L to R) Coach, Darren Mew, Mark Foster, Robin Francis Front Row (L to R) Alan Bircher, Ross Davenport, some female).
Darren Mew comments on the Athens building site show...sorry Olympics 'I'm swimming pretty well at the moment and it will be good to go out there and see what I can do in both events'. Here's a clue Darren what you should do is SWIM (nude would be good).
Also on the British team in Athens will be James Gibson, who looks to me like Darren's brother or perhaps all swimmers get an Ian Thorpe nose in the post and have to shave their pits (even though they wear those suits).
Also there will be Bill's little lust toy Ed Moses who looks good in speedos.
Rogers Melbourne and now Sydney
I've admitted before my puns are Carry On class (I like to think ...on regardles, Cleopatra, or up the Khyber but probably Columbus).
Aaron Rogers (hence the pun) is a rather cute bit of AFL totty who was with the Melbourne Demons but now is a rookie with the Sydney Swans.
A totty scan of both teams produces:
In chilly Melbourne we have Steven Armstrong, Daniel Bell (who Bill once perved on an Australian street), the marine wannabeBrad Green, Mark Jamar, Chris Johnson, Darren Jolly, Brad Miller, Nick Smith, Jared Rivers, and Scott Thompson (spot where Bill got lazy) .
Sydney:
Rookie totty is sadly limited to Nick Potter.
And for no apparent reason Max Brown of Hollyoaks in black boxers and Zack Stewart of Paradise Hotel in speedos.
I've admitted before my puns are Carry On class (I like to think ...on regardles, Cleopatra, or up the Khyber but probably Columbus).
Aaron Rogers (hence the pun) is a rather cute bit of AFL totty who was with the Melbourne Demons but now is a rookie with the Sydney Swans.
A totty scan of both teams produces:
In chilly Melbourne we have Steven Armstrong, Daniel Bell (who Bill once perved on an Australian street), the marine wannabeBrad Green, Mark Jamar, Chris Johnson, Darren Jolly, Brad Miller, Nick Smith, Jared Rivers, and Scott Thompson (spot where Bill got lazy) .
Sydney:
Rookie totty is sadly limited to Nick Potter.
And for no apparent reason Max Brown of Hollyoaks in black boxers and Zack Stewart of Paradise Hotel in speedos.
Friday, April 09, 2004
That's nice
The New Scientist reports that
'Frequent sexual intercourse and masturbation protects men against a common form of cancer, suggests the largest study of the issue to date yet.
The US study, which followed nearly 30,000 men over eight years, showed that those that ejaculated most frequently were significantly less likely to get prostate cancer'.
Anyone for a medicinal shag?
The New Scientist reports that
'Frequent sexual intercourse and masturbation protects men against a common form of cancer, suggests the largest study of the issue to date yet.
The US study, which followed nearly 30,000 men over eight years, showed that those that ejaculated most frequently were significantly less likely to get prostate cancer'.
Anyone for a medicinal shag?
Thursday, April 08, 2004
Footballs porn
Well it looks like Footballers Wives took a new meaning in the writers wives when they came up with a cast member getting a rent boy and well you know what.
The powers that moan stopped it going out but ITV2 in it's openness showed the scene.
I think the blond one was on Crossroads so must only do quality TV.
Here
Here
Here
In case you are wondering they are acting not really having a shag (it's not Channel 5 you know).
Well it looks like Footballers Wives took a new meaning in the writers wives when they came up with a cast member getting a rent boy and well you know what.
The powers that moan stopped it going out but ITV2 in it's openness showed the scene.
I think the blond one was on Crossroads so must only do quality TV.
Here
Here
Here
In case you are wondering they are acting not really having a shag (it's not Channel 5 you know).
Wednesday, April 07, 2004
Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes...
No not the loud tart who I had the pleasure of living next to in my third year at uni but 'SCI FI announced it will be bringing back Farscape with an all-new miniseries — called Farscape: Peacekeeper War — slated to air in the fourth quarter of this year.'
Why they were stupid enough to cancel it in the first place is one of those questions often answered by 'because they are thick wastes of space with the ability of a New Labour minister'.
No not the loud tart who I had the pleasure of living next to in my third year at uni but 'SCI FI announced it will be bringing back Farscape with an all-new miniseries — called Farscape: Peacekeeper War — slated to air in the fourth quarter of this year.'
Why they were stupid enough to cancel it in the first place is one of those questions often answered by 'because they are thick wastes of space with the ability of a New Labour minister'.
I haven't done this for a while
If you avoid the fake magazine spam here's Famous Teen Muscle Boys which is in reality late teen to early 20s totty.
Enjoy.
If you avoid the fake magazine spam here's Famous Teen Muscle Boys which is in reality late teen to early 20s totty.
Enjoy.
Bill's mission
Can I find a replacement for the Kipster?
First bunch:
Steve Sandvoss, Ivy League educated blond totty.
Brad Rowe, minor US actor.
Cary Elwes underated British totty.
David Usher, Canadian singing totty.
Eddie Cahill, one of the few good things from the 'comedy' Friends.
Eric Mabius, looks even better without his shirt.
Stephane Rousseau, I'm told he's famous somewhere they speak French.
Max Brown, one of the quality bits of totty on Hollyoaks.
Can I find a replacement for the Kipster?
First bunch:
Steve Sandvoss, Ivy League educated blond totty.
Brad Rowe, minor US actor.
Cary Elwes underated British totty.
David Usher, Canadian singing totty.
Eddie Cahill, one of the few good things from the 'comedy' Friends.
Eric Mabius, looks even better without his shirt.
Stephane Rousseau, I'm told he's famous somewhere they speak French.
Max Brown, one of the quality bits of totty on Hollyoaks.
Monday, April 05, 2004
Oh well
My only reason for watching the Euroderision Song Contest, the Russian boyband Smash! didn't get picked.
Look what did.
Be afraid very afraid...
My only reason for watching the Euroderision Song Contest, the Russian boyband Smash! didn't get picked.
Look what did.
Be afraid very afraid...
Ich bin ein swimmer
Unlike a certain US president wanting to be a jam doughnut I want to be a swimmer if it means (spot the tenuous link) I can perve...sorry watch Steffen Dreisen.
Here's a younger Steffen 1 2, with some other swimmers (not the best picture), and a better one with others and clothed (you would be surprised how hard it is to find pics of him in speedos).
Unlike a certain US president wanting to be a jam doughnut I want to be a swimmer if it means (spot the tenuous link) I can perve...sorry watch Steffen Dreisen.
Here's a younger Steffen 1 2, with some other swimmers (not the best picture), and a better one with others and clothed (you would be surprised how hard it is to find pics of him in speedos).
You're So Damn Hot
I have this odd attraction for Robby Ginepri and this cutesy picture just adds to it.
Simon Taylor (he who did those Sloggi adverts (pics somewhere on this blog) with Ben 'reason to be sinful' Cohen has an interesting back.
You can just see the great minds at work.
'OK we have this really cute chap wearing no shirt so where do we take the picture from?'
'His front so everyone can perve'
'No I want his back. We may be paying him more to strip but let's only use his back'.
Kinda makes Lee Ryan of Blue seem clever (OK that's not possible but you know what I mean).
Here's cute gymnast Josh Gore (no relation) which I'm sure certain females will ignore. Their loss lol.
From TV land we have Chris Pine who was on CSI on Saturday playing some bonkers boyfriend who got his kicks watching his girlfriend suffocate.
Chris though looks like a young James Marsden to me. If I can get a copy of the episode I'll cap it. On the same topic a CSI fest is on it's way.
I'm told Agim Kada is a US soap star not the shout of a drunk magician. He could replace the Kipster in some people's lusts?
I have this odd attraction for Robby Ginepri and this cutesy picture just adds to it.
Simon Taylor (he who did those Sloggi adverts (pics somewhere on this blog) with Ben 'reason to be sinful' Cohen has an interesting back.
You can just see the great minds at work.
'OK we have this really cute chap wearing no shirt so where do we take the picture from?'
'His front so everyone can perve'
'No I want his back. We may be paying him more to strip but let's only use his back'.
Kinda makes Lee Ryan of Blue seem clever (OK that's not possible but you know what I mean).
Here's cute gymnast Josh Gore (no relation) which I'm sure certain females will ignore. Their loss lol.
From TV land we have Chris Pine who was on CSI on Saturday playing some bonkers boyfriend who got his kicks watching his girlfriend suffocate.
Chris though looks like a young James Marsden to me. If I can get a copy of the episode I'll cap it. On the same topic a CSI fest is on it's way.
I'm told Agim Kada is a US soap star not the shout of a drunk magician. He could replace the Kipster in some people's lusts?
:(
From Sydney Confidential:
WITH most of the wedding fuss hidden somewhere else under a sea of black umbrellas, the nuptials of Summer Bay resident Kip Gamblin went undetected.
In the most public of the four celebrity weddings at the weekend, the Australian ballet dancer and his long-term partner and ballerina Linda Ridgway tied the knot for all to see at the Botanic Gardens.
Ridgway, who is six months pregnant with the couple's second child, was dressed in red and accompanied by one bridesmaid while the Summer Bay boat operator was flanked by three groomsmen.
More than 150 guests, including the Home and Away cast and the couple's four-year-old son, Kelly, gathered in the Gardens.
From Sydney Confidential:
WITH most of the wedding fuss hidden somewhere else under a sea of black umbrellas, the nuptials of Summer Bay resident Kip Gamblin went undetected.
In the most public of the four celebrity weddings at the weekend, the Australian ballet dancer and his long-term partner and ballerina Linda Ridgway tied the knot for all to see at the Botanic Gardens.
Ridgway, who is six months pregnant with the couple's second child, was dressed in red and accompanied by one bridesmaid while the Summer Bay boat operator was flanked by three groomsmen.
More than 150 guests, including the Home and Away cast and the couple's four-year-old son, Kelly, gathered in the Gardens.
Sunday, April 04, 2004
Take Tomorrow
Chris Hemsworth is on Home and Away in Australia and was allegedly on Neighbours (though I never saw it but I haven't been watching it which might explain it. He has an oddly shaped body (IMHO) but shirtless coming out of the sea who cares? He's not bad in a swimming pool either.
He's no Kip Gamblin or Beau Brady but a bit of blond fluff is always welcome.
Talking about blond fluff here is surfer and Quicksilver model Danny Fuller who was on some sort of reality show in the US (but then has half the country). Yes he's fluff but with a face and body like that again who cares?
Finally in the fluff stakes is David Spriggs who although he has black hair now is sometimes blond fluff.
Other examples of blond fluff include:
Taylor Handley of CSI and the OC (the Orange County? Why the the?)
Branden Bacher
Bradley Stryker
and Mark Coughlan
Chris Hemsworth is on Home and Away in Australia and was allegedly on Neighbours (though I never saw it but I haven't been watching it which might explain it. He has an oddly shaped body (IMHO) but shirtless coming out of the sea who cares? He's not bad in a swimming pool either.
He's no Kip Gamblin or Beau Brady but a bit of blond fluff is always welcome.
Talking about blond fluff here is surfer and Quicksilver model Danny Fuller who was on some sort of reality show in the US (but then has half the country). Yes he's fluff but with a face and body like that again who cares?
Finally in the fluff stakes is David Spriggs who although he has black hair now is sometimes blond fluff.
Other examples of blond fluff include:
Taylor Handley of CSI and the OC (the Orange County? Why the the?)
Branden Bacher
Bradley Stryker
and Mark Coughlan
Saturday, April 03, 2004
I have the tendency of getting very physical
Adam Levine of Maroon 5 is possibly an aquired taste but with these two shirtless pictures one you might develop.
Here
Here
[all cred to Steve]
quo plus habent, eo plus cupiunt
Suppose your mother is Carly Simon and your father is James Taylor apart from needing decades of therapy you would be called Ben Taylor and actually be rather cute in an odd sort of way even if you do support the veganfascists (while Bill does not like cruelty to animals he owns two cats so understands Mother Nature is a real bitch).
His site.
Daniel Giansiracusa was born on the same day I was (as were the twins from Good Charlotte, Johnny Knoxville, Douglas Adams and scarily Rupert Murdoch).
Jared Rivers (yet another AFL player) is rather cute.
Patrick Wilson is cute even though his hair is going bye, bye.
Suppose your mother is Carly Simon and your father is James Taylor apart from needing decades of therapy you would be called Ben Taylor and actually be rather cute in an odd sort of way even if you do support the veganfascists (while Bill does not like cruelty to animals he owns two cats so understands Mother Nature is a real bitch).
His site.
Daniel Giansiracusa was born on the same day I was (as were the twins from Good Charlotte, Johnny Knoxville, Douglas Adams and scarily Rupert Murdoch).
Jared Rivers (yet another AFL player) is rather cute.
Patrick Wilson is cute even though his hair is going bye, bye.
Throwing It All Away
There I was all happy when I was told of a link to Paul McCoy of 12 Stones (him of the video for Evanessence - Bring me back to life) all shirtless.
Here's the link so click and scroll down to find out why I was feeling all let down.
There I was all happy when I was told of a link to Paul McCoy of 12 Stones (him of the video for Evanessence - Bring me back to life) all shirtless.
Here's the link so click and scroll down to find out why I was feeling all let down.
Friday, April 02, 2004
I Am The One And Only
This is me making what I think is a valid point but you can avoid it if you want (all my other posts you vill read und you vill find zem very interesting).
I find people who comment on how they find children sexually attractive creepy.
I make a specific effort to check that all the pictures here are of people over 17 (the legal age in the UK). I also warn of any real naughtiness and link to it, not show the picture.
To those who have asked recently and in the past to change/vary this, sorry but at heart I prefer firstly to act decently and secondly not to give ammunition to all those prats who just want to claim all gays/bis are child molesters.
To those who think all gays/bis are child molesters, evil, or whatever, the figures show that children are far more at risk with their straight family members than gay strangers. Should we lock you all up?
I finally do try and make all this blog a freindly place. Yes I take the p*ss but I don't mean any nastiness (bar to the French) mainly because I don't want this site to become like this.
PS this blog has no forum attached as I have always seen Dreamcaps as it.
This is me making what I think is a valid point but you can avoid it if you want (all my other posts you vill read und you vill find zem very interesting).
I find people who comment on how they find children sexually attractive creepy.
I make a specific effort to check that all the pictures here are of people over 17 (the legal age in the UK). I also warn of any real naughtiness and link to it, not show the picture.
To those who have asked recently and in the past to change/vary this, sorry but at heart I prefer firstly to act decently and secondly not to give ammunition to all those prats who just want to claim all gays/bis are child molesters.
To those who think all gays/bis are child molesters, evil, or whatever, the figures show that children are far more at risk with their straight family members than gay strangers. Should we lock you all up?
I finally do try and make all this blog a freindly place. Yes I take the p*ss but I don't mean any nastiness (bar to the French) mainly because I don't want this site to become like this.
PS this blog has no forum attached as I have always seen Dreamcaps as it.
Don't bring me down...Bruce
1) Link to nude pictures of models. [in case you were wondering what the French Connection UK that is about it's part of my post plan...sad hey?]
[ramble on] I really think it would be totally naughty of me to link to pictures of the Carlson Twins nude or to Joseph Sayers nude even though as I haven't uploaded them I'm not being naughty.
If I said I wasn't interested in the pictures I would be as accurate as Noam Chomsky (only 6,000 to one out).
[ramble off]
1) Link to nude pictures of models. [in case you were wondering what the French Connection UK that is about it's part of my post plan...sad hey?]
[ramble on] I really think it would be totally naughty of me to link to pictures of the Carlson Twins nude or to Joseph Sayers nude even though as I haven't uploaded them I'm not being naughty.
If I said I wasn't interested in the pictures I would be as accurate as Noam Chomsky (only 6,000 to one out).
[ramble off]
Everything To Everone
The Baghdad Broadcasting Corporation ask did we vote for James Fox to represent the United Kingdom at the Eurovision Song Contest because we 'fancy him'?
No I've seen what he looks like and balding oiks have no real appeal.
[Awaits hatemail]
The Baghdad Broadcasting Corporation ask did we vote for James Fox to represent the United Kingdom at the Eurovision Song Contest because we 'fancy him'?
No I've seen what he looks like and balding oiks have no real appeal.
[Awaits hatemail]
You've got spam...
Dear friend,
My name is Mr Koffi Ansah,I work in executive capacity
with TRUST SECURITY COMPANY (Ltd) Accra Ghana.
I joined the services of this company in 1991.
I got the information concerning you and your company
from our Chamber of Commerce here and after due
consultation, I decided to contact you believing that
by the grace of God that you will be my
partner in this business.
I have worked with this company for over 12 years,
within this period of time I watched with meticulous precision on
how African Head of State and government functionaries
have been moving huge sums of money (Dollars, Pound
Sterling, French Franc, Cash)with the aid of their
foreign partners abroad.
They bring in these consignment of money cash and
secretly declare the content as jewelries, Gold
Precious Stones, Family Treasure, Documents,etc.
Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire, Fodey Sankoy of Sierra
Leone, Felix Houphet Buigny of Ivory Coast, Konnan
Bede of Ivory Coast, etc.
These people have at one time or the other
deposited consignments with us and their foreign
partners, relatives and Next of Kin are Claiming most
of these consignment and a lot more are laying here
unclaimed for as much as 7 years, as no available
information to anybody except the depositors, and most
of them are dead. Since the inception of the year
2003, TRUST SECURITY COMPANY LTD Management changed
the procedure of claiming of consignments
They will demand for some documents and the security
code of the consignment, you will call on me to supply
you with every detailed Information as regard the
consignment.
As soon as they have confirmed it to be correct, the
company will invite you for the collection.
Nobody will ever know that I am involved in the deal
, I suggest upon conclusion, we share it on the Ratio
of 50%-40%and 10% will go for humanitarian service ie
motherless babies home, more also you will make an
arrangement on investments that I will invest my money
in your country.
I assure you that this business is very secure and
risk free.
Please, if you are not interested on this
proposal,kindly let me know.
My best regards,
Mr Koffi Ansah
This ladies and gents is a CON.
What you should do is read this and then follow the advice here.
Dear friend,
My name is Mr Koffi Ansah,I work in executive capacity
with TRUST SECURITY COMPANY (Ltd) Accra Ghana.
I joined the services of this company in 1991.
I got the information concerning you and your company
from our Chamber of Commerce here and after due
consultation, I decided to contact you believing that
by the grace of God that you will be my
partner in this business.
I have worked with this company for over 12 years,
within this period of time I watched with meticulous precision on
how African Head of State and government functionaries
have been moving huge sums of money (Dollars, Pound
Sterling, French Franc, Cash)with the aid of their
foreign partners abroad.
They bring in these consignment of money cash and
secretly declare the content as jewelries, Gold
Precious Stones, Family Treasure, Documents,etc.
Mobutu Sese Seko of Zaire, Fodey Sankoy of Sierra
Leone, Felix Houphet Buigny of Ivory Coast, Konnan
Bede of Ivory Coast, etc.
These people have at one time or the other
deposited consignments with us and their foreign
partners, relatives and Next of Kin are Claiming most
of these consignment and a lot more are laying here
unclaimed for as much as 7 years, as no available
information to anybody except the depositors, and most
of them are dead. Since the inception of the year
2003, TRUST SECURITY COMPANY LTD Management changed
the procedure of claiming of consignments
They will demand for some documents and the security
code of the consignment, you will call on me to supply
you with every detailed Information as regard the
consignment.
As soon as they have confirmed it to be correct, the
company will invite you for the collection.
Nobody will ever know that I am involved in the deal
, I suggest upon conclusion, we share it on the Ratio
of 50%-40%and 10% will go for humanitarian service ie
motherless babies home, more also you will make an
arrangement on investments that I will invest my money
in your country.
I assure you that this business is very secure and
risk free.
Please, if you are not interested on this
proposal,kindly let me know.
My best regards,
Mr Koffi Ansah
This ladies and gents is a CON.
What you should do is read this and then follow the advice here.
Thursday, April 01, 2004
Dig it
Tonight was the last in the series of Two Men in a Trench (look I have degrees in history so I like that sort of thing) and my last very quick view of the very cute digger with blond hair (best shot of him was his comments on Killiekrankie pass being steep (it's a pass between mountains dear)).
To couple that Time Team has ended it's series so no more Dan Dodds and Matt Williams.
OK we aren't talking A list totty but for Edna's sake it's Time Team.
I do hear that Chris Egan is leaving Home and Away so yeahhhh...
(yes I am repeating myself)
Tonight was the last in the series of Two Men in a Trench (look I have degrees in history so I like that sort of thing) and my last very quick view of the very cute digger with blond hair (best shot of him was his comments on Killiekrankie pass being steep (it's a pass between mountains dear)).
To couple that Time Team has ended it's series so no more Dan Dodds and Matt Williams.
OK we aren't talking A list totty but for Edna's sake it's Time Team.
I do hear that Chris Egan is leaving Home and Away so yeahhhh...
(yes I am repeating myself)
You've got mail
I am told that I was horrid about Swamp University's Steffen Buschbacher when I said he wasn't as good looking as Oxford's Peter Reed.
So to be democratic use the comments (and you can just put in a made up name) to vote on who is the better bit of totty:
Steffen Buschbacher (top one) [off topic but Oliver de Groot...come to Billy] OR
Peter Reed
So vote or let apathy win.
I am told that I was horrid about Swamp University's Steffen Buschbacher when I said he wasn't as good looking as Oxford's Peter Reed.
So to be democratic use the comments (and you can just put in a made up name) to vote on who is the better bit of totty:
Steffen Buschbacher (top one) [off topic but Oliver de Groot...come to Billy] OR
Peter Reed
So vote or let apathy win.
Random Totty of the Day
Blue Peter's Matt Baker in a (what looks like) rubber outfit.
US college gymnast Wesley Haagensen in one of those open shirted come and shag me poses.
Blue Peter's Matt Baker in a (what looks like) rubber outfit.
US college gymnast Wesley Haagensen in one of those open shirted come and shag me poses.
Tottyoaks
To keep a certain woman happy (though I don't remember saying 'in March') here's my Hollyoaks tottyfest and a spoiler.
This trial prelim bit on Hollyoaks is dragging on and on like a New Labour resignation. We all know Tody (Henry Luxemburg) is the killer so no tension there and we know they have filmed 'The Trial' which kinda makes all the 'Ellie tell the truth about Dan' crap pointless. Here's hoping Dan (Andy McNair) has been to acting school or should avoid paper bags.
Scott Anderson (Daniel Hyde) is trying to get Ellie to tell the truth too. Scott is also protecting her from Toby's victims families who seem to know the truth.
Doesn't say much for Hollyoaks police but then again the man on the case Will Davies managed to produce Ben (Marcus Patrick) who is hardly the brains of Hollyoaks. He makes Max (Matt Littler) look Mensa material.
Robbie (Andrew Newton Lee or him of the unmoving hair) has been showing his body (where are those gorms he is less?) off to Nick who wasn't overly impressed. Nick be nice it's Robbie's only talant. I'm also pondering where anal Kristian (Max Brown) has been. It's not as if Kristian was against parading around the flat in boxers with things a'hanging.
I've also missed Craig (Guy Burnett) of the white trash Deans and his showers with other cast members.
Now the spoiler:
Press here if you want to know the 'big news' and haven't seen it in (or would never read such a tacky paper) the Sunday 'insider dealing anyone?' Mirror.
[all credit to the cappers, borrowers or scanners]
To keep a certain woman happy (though I don't remember saying 'in March') here's my Hollyoaks tottyfest and a spoiler.
This trial prelim bit on Hollyoaks is dragging on and on like a New Labour resignation. We all know Tody (Henry Luxemburg) is the killer so no tension there and we know they have filmed 'The Trial' which kinda makes all the 'Ellie tell the truth about Dan' crap pointless. Here's hoping Dan (Andy McNair) has been to acting school or should avoid paper bags.
Scott Anderson (Daniel Hyde) is trying to get Ellie to tell the truth too. Scott is also protecting her from Toby's victims families who seem to know the truth.
Doesn't say much for Hollyoaks police but then again the man on the case Will Davies managed to produce Ben (Marcus Patrick) who is hardly the brains of Hollyoaks. He makes Max (Matt Littler) look Mensa material.
Robbie (Andrew Newton Lee or him of the unmoving hair) has been showing his body (where are those gorms he is less?) off to Nick who wasn't overly impressed. Nick be nice it's Robbie's only talant. I'm also pondering where anal Kristian (Max Brown) has been. It's not as if Kristian was against parading around the flat in boxers with things a'hanging.
I've also missed Craig (Guy Burnett) of the white trash Deans and his showers with other cast members.
Now the spoiler:
Press here if you want to know the 'big news' and haven't seen it in (or would never read such a tacky paper) the Sunday 'insider dealing anyone?' Mirror.
[all credit to the cappers, borrowers or scanners]
Sooner or later
If you look at the Blogger ad thingy at the top of this page you get a link to the Oklahoma Sooners shop where you can buy such wonders as the Sooners Three Ball Pack or (and contain your excitement) the University of Oklahoma Apron & Mitt Set.
Oddly they have a 'Huge Clearance Section'.
Do I get commission?
Can you tell that my work today is boring and I'm killing time?
If you look at the Blogger ad thingy at the top of this page you get a link to the Oklahoma Sooners shop where you can buy such wonders as the Sooners Three Ball Pack or (and contain your excitement) the University of Oklahoma Apron & Mitt Set.
Oddly they have a 'Huge Clearance Section'.
Do I get commission?
Can you tell that my work today is boring and I'm killing time?
This is true
No April Fool I promise (and I did check this out).
The last Thames Train from Charlbury (which is north of Oxford and has some good pubs (see I go to pubs to drink as well)) station 31 March was a bus.
No April Fool I promise (and I did check this out).
The last Thames Train from Charlbury (which is north of Oxford and has some good pubs (see I go to pubs to drink as well)) station 31 March was a bus.
April fool
In a thrilling story line Chris Egan (who is a very good actor) who plays sensitive and not at all Neanderthal like or homophobic (which is why Chris 'might be a [sic] gay' Fletcher went after Seb 'I'm confused' Fisher-Miller) Nick Smith went on a show which was totally unlike Big Brother, Back to Reality, Fame Academy, and the Salon called the Dorm (I think...I wasn't paying that much attention) in which his clever wit and intelligence shone through but sadly an evil chap (who could act too and didn't look like he was reading his lines off cue cards) tried to make Nick out to be a perve which is untrue (those pictures he took of his girlfriend in underwear were artistic).
Sadly Nick is leaving the Bay and I for one will miss his quick wit and wonderful acting (if I say it enough it'll sink in).
The will be replacing him (the totty hole not as the character) with a talented and equally blond actor Jason Smith which hopefully will be as successful as replacing Martin Dingle Wall with some fugly.
Oh and this picture of Scott Hunter on this page so looks like him.
Oh and a New Labour Minister has resigned...OK I went too far with that one.
In a thrilling story line Chris Egan (who is a very good actor) who plays sensitive and not at all Neanderthal like or homophobic (which is why Chris 'might be a [sic] gay' Fletcher went after Seb 'I'm confused' Fisher-Miller) Nick Smith went on a show which was totally unlike Big Brother, Back to Reality, Fame Academy, and the Salon called the Dorm (I think...I wasn't paying that much attention) in which his clever wit and intelligence shone through but sadly an evil chap (who could act too and didn't look like he was reading his lines off cue cards) tried to make Nick out to be a perve which is untrue (those pictures he took of his girlfriend in underwear were artistic).
Sadly Nick is leaving the Bay and I for one will miss his quick wit and wonderful acting (if I say it enough it'll sink in).
The will be replacing him (the totty hole not as the character) with a talented and equally blond actor Jason Smith which hopefully will be as successful as replacing Martin Dingle Wall with some fugly.
Oh and this picture of Scott Hunter on this page so looks like him.
Oh and a New Labour Minister has resigned...OK I went too far with that one.
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