Tottyland

More silliness

There are certain things you can be sure of in life, some people don't have the arms for sleveless T shirts, there are always prats on forums (see not just FM), Ryan on the OC will pout each episode, I'll get distracted when typing this and typo, and some days you will just simply not find any totty worth posting.

Luckily that doesn't happen to me (see how I built it all up and made you think this would just be another pictureless ramble) .

Todd has come out and didn't they drag it on and on and on. Even Peter Mandelson didn't take that long (and got his 'friend' chucked out of the country even faster when they broke up).

In Sainsburys we find Bad Boys Inc seen here in their let's get our kit off to attract more sales but in a Littlewoods catalogue way.

One True Voice were so pants they missed the in boxers shots and went straight to naked. Sadly they were both ugly (bar Jamie who will be very goodlooking when he gets to 16) and talentless. Something James from Busted isn't. While Charlie (the one with the eyebrows) sings in his own odd style and the other one who always looks ill mumbles James actually sings the song.

Jarrod or as he keeps getting called Mr Gay UK ('They're probably homosexuals with ways different than our own. They may do some more..... folk dancing.') is gay. I know it's a shock. I totally missed the use of the word 'gay' everytime he was on screen. Damn subtle in my opinion.

I need to relax...I know Phixx again with their kit off. I thought ( a rare thing I know) as I was posting about boybands I should watch Saturday morning TV...you know the proof that TV execs think children are really thick, and I saw Phixx visiting a girl's house to do some cleaning. OK call me a tart if you must but CLEANING. Yes you can get the ugly one to do that (all boybands need them Peter) but not all of them. So while I imagined making Nick a man (crude tonight aren't I? (look I've bought the body parts and got the lightning conductor)) I visited their site. Their next single is called 'Wild Boys' so we can expect more kitoffidness. By the way if you go to their gallery section the third gallery is entitled 'gay and party'...dare I look? Will my value go down?