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Well I missed that

Well I've had over 20,000 visitors and not one bloody bunch of grapes. I didn't get Zach Braff to give me a sponge bath (OK I know he plays a doctor in Scrubs and the don't give sponge baths and I haven't been to hospital so this is all very silly but play along...it's not as if you have anything better to do...Sunday night TV is always crap). A lot of you (the majority bar IP addresses only) use AOL as an ISP. That begs the question can't you find a better ISP? Well if you like an ISP populated by racists (go look at the Anglofile and Asylum boards) fine by me. Or was David Moscow cute on Zoe, Duncan, Jack & Jane and why didn't I find that nose off putting? Ian Thorpitis? Does this train of thought thing work? On the topic of trains I was on a train with cute Matt from Canada a few days ago. I still have yet to stalk him or come up with some reason to talk to him (method 1: bump into him by 'accident', say sorry, then develop it from there (a lot subtler than pouncing on him)). I suspect Matt is my Kip Gamblin. His loss as I'm worth $2,355,780.00 which means I'm 17th most expensive male and I gave a conservative guess at my IQ and doing my weight in pounds is confuddling. I was never good at maths. Jon Abrahams is rather cute...just thought I'd mention it. Oh I saw some sitcom with Sean Maguire in it called Off Centre which also stars Eddie Kaye Thomas who is cute in the geeky way Bill likes.

Here endth the ramble