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Tottyoaks

To keep a certain woman happy (though I don't remember saying 'in March') here's my Hollyoaks tottyfest and a spoiler.

This trial prelim bit on Hollyoaks is dragging on and on like a New Labour resignation. We all know Tody (Henry Luxemburg) is the killer so no tension there and we know they have filmed 'The Trial' which kinda makes all the 'Ellie tell the truth about Dan' crap pointless. Here's hoping Dan (Andy McNair) has been to acting school or should avoid paper bags.

Scott Anderson (Daniel Hyde) is trying to get Ellie to tell the truth too. Scott is also protecting her from Toby's victims families who seem to know the truth.

Doesn't say much for Hollyoaks police but then again the man on the case Will Davies managed to produce Ben (Marcus Patrick) who is hardly the brains of Hollyoaks. He makes Max (Matt Littler) look Mensa material.

Robbie (Andrew Newton Lee or him of the unmoving hair) has been showing his body (where are those gorms he is less?) off to Nick who wasn't overly impressed. Nick be nice it's Robbie's only talant. I'm also pondering where anal Kristian (Max Brown) has been. It's not as if Kristian was against parading around the flat in boxers with things a'hanging.

I've also missed Craig (Guy Burnett) of the white trash Deans and his showers with other cast members.

Now the spoiler:

Press here if you want to know the 'big news' and haven't seen it in (or would never read such a tacky paper) the Sunday 'insider dealing anyone?' Mirror.

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