Tottyland

Superhuman but not in looks

As Channel 4's Superhuman has updated it's site (finally) I can show you the only bit of male totty on the show fireman slash model (and not just in some nude calendar) Wesley Morgan.

Sadly this is all spoiled by the really pants blurb on him:

'25-year-old Wesley is a 'diamond geezer''

Oh dear not a good start.

'Born and bred in London he 'wasn't born with a silver spoon in his mouth - everything I wanted I had to fight for!'. And fight he did.'

But not for an education if that's all he can come up with. But hey I like them thick.

'He's been a fireman for 6 years having passed the entrance tests first time.'

I oddly would hope you don't get a second time let alone a 56th.

'He always wanted to be a fireman - there's nothing he feels more passionate about.'

OK he goes after what he wants but most of us change what we want to be during our childhood...I wanted to be a fireman too...but I was 7.

'Apart from the worthiness of the job, it gives him an adrenaline rush that can't be beaten'

Oh dear. He's into firefighting to get an adrenaline fix. I'm glad I'm not insuring his life.

'He is an adrenaline junkie - nothing frightens him.'

He hasn't met my mother. A fireman who is not afraid of fire. Retraining I think.

Superhuman requires more than just fitness and a good memory, it requires the ability to solve problems by using information and these Superhuman wannabes aren't the best at doing that.