Tottyland

Hurricanes, storms and other things caused by my bad cough

Ego surfing is apparently surfing for your name on the net. No the greatest thing if your name is John Smith I suppose, but I'm sure it diverts some people's attention. So do shiney things but let's not be cruel. A more constructive thing to surf for is seemingly disappeared totty like for example Jensen Ackles. Now Jensen left soapdom probably not to get typecast...as if pretty blond chaps get typecast...nahh. He went on through Dawson's Creek (no I'm not doing the him going through Dawson's Crack gag), Dark Angel and now Smallville. As Smallville went pants after season one I think I'll miss Jensen for even longer. Well he could turn up on my doorstep dressed only in a red bow but as I don't get to make laws (yet) I suspect not.

I'll just have to watch another AFLer can can. They be tired after playing on the pitch...oval...ground...bit of grass like Steven King and Peter Everitt.

Now for the blatant nudity. Stuart Fielden plays rugby...and here comes the nudity so if that upsets you , why?...wears boxers. How do I know that? Cherknob'll fall out.

Now we all know ice hockey is Croydon at throwing out time on ice but I'm now demanding that it's played nicely so not to damage, America's Rick Di Pietro, and Jeff Halpern, Finland's Janne Niinimaa, the Czech Republic's Martin 'you forgot the beard' Havlat, Kraut's Christoph Schubert (is it just me or are blonds with vacant stares really appealing?) and Canada's Jose Theodore (Jared Padalecki cuter cousin?).

That Bloom boy again.

Nick McCarthy of Franz Ferdinand...it does exactly what the filename says.

Some guy from Razorlight.