It's all been Done
Now here's a master class in David DeCoteau film making.
Stage 1: Characterisation
Get some cute chaps and get them shirtless, then get some more and a Buffy clone, then get them to stand around shirtless.
Stage 2: The horror, the horror
Get some of the chaps to stand around in their pants with a few props that really say 'scary' put around the set. A few close ups of male flesh and chains. Now get two chaps only dressed in boxers to rub oil on a third similarly dressed chap, 'victim'. Scared yet? Bring out a chalice. Behind the sofa?
Stage 3: Scene setting.
In case viewers might still not 'get' your film add a few random shots to aid them. Good ones to use are shirtless with industrial background, Buffy clone and blond chap in be looking pensive, and the David DeCoteau classic 'chap half naked on (not in) bed' cf Voodoo Academy.
[Caps from Lost in the Attic]
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