Tottyland

The naked god

Only Italian swimmers could smolder when some 'clever' chap suggests they do a photo op in their suits and drizzle. The Stanford chaps get Californian sunshine (even though they are near 'The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in' San Francisco).

His father may be a drunk, the suntans fake and in these pictures he looks like he's made of wax but here is Callum Best.

Paul Hamm (or Harrm as they called him on the BBC (could be Dutch I suppose or one of those Bath (in case you are colonial or from up North its pronounced 'barth')type words). English the language we've confused the Americans with for ages. Oh and he's voice is wonderful too.

Alex Hay who plays for a British football club I really can't be bothered to look up...OK Rushden and something...happy now?

Brett McClure for all those who aren't as shallow as I am and don't notice the lack of hair.

Collingwood's Bret Thornton and Andrew Carrazzo.

Saint Kilda's Heath Black who gets into interesting positions and Nick Dal Santo.

He may have got a silver and silly hair but was a far better sportsman than the Chinese, here's Nathan Robertson.

I've always had a Jerry O'Connell thing (well a Charlie and Jerry threesome thing) and now I remember why.

Now before I go on if nudity, the male form and acting offend you go visit Betty, if they don't pray continue.

Here's Zac Taber in nowhere near a cinema gay erotic thriller Murder in Portland and he's NUDE.

Here's Zac ACTING at frolicking on a bed with another man.

Zac having his navel licked (as you do).

Zac finished.

Zac after his shower.

And a taster for tomorrow...