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Well as I can't sleep (who would have thought rum and cokes kept you awake (yes I know it's a naff drink but it was free and I'm genetically a Scot)) I'll do this post that I was going to do tomorrow well today really depending on your time zone or even decision it's 4:37pm and everyone else is wrong. Be a temporal Steve Jobs, but with a better beard.

A few thanks are in order, for those who have emailed me with or without photos, nicely or to tell me I'm going to hell for liking men (also the two that simply stated I liked with men...which was a shock to me as I've never shown any sign of that at all). Emails are always appreciated even if they are simple 'great site' ones (though again I do like the rude ones as they help with my superiority complex). Thanks for the commenters (even those who have told me to shut up) because regularly amuse. Thanks also to those who link here (who I try to reciprocate (if that's the right way to put it...be reciprocal possibly...do the same) Oh and thanks for those who visit.

As some have suggested that I should post not just men looking cute, here's Ian Thorpe looking rougher than I did after the week long party I had after my A levels. I actually think this picture of Noah Hathaway is sadder because one really hoped he'd be cute when he was legal (like Jamie Bell for example) because about that time you would be legal and it'd be all fun and that. Then you find out he looks like so many of the nobodies wandering through LA (Bill was very let down when he visited LA which he thought would be a lot better than it actually was).

Well up the coast in Stanford, seat of learning and only small sized speedos come a charity calendar (PDF) (main site with charity links) featuring students with their kits off. Though seeing college boys playing table football nude, reading the paper with oddly placed fruit (don't we all read the paper with a tray with fruit on it on our laps?), and asking directions with only a bag to protect their modesty. Soon it'll only be me and the few remaining Nazi war criminals in South America who will not have done one.

Inland somewhere is where wrestler Tommy 'that can't be real' Rowlands is.

Crossing the Pacific is Australia where AFLer Callum Urch lives and stop moaning did you really think I'd do a post without an AFLer. Look when American footballers wear such small shorts (instead of more armour than Richard II) I might put some of them in every post.

Finally some Eurofluff Dutch actor Wouter de Jong (shirtless) and French actor Gaspard Ulliel with long and short hair. I prefer the short, or the long combed a bit.