Tottyland

Hug a Democrat Day

Whatever you think about George W he does speeches bloody well.

'Parker said he was devastated by the gay rumours - which he denies - because they would damage the clean-cut image he built up through EastEnders and his appearance on Strictly Come Dancing'. Prat.

As I had a blond moment on Aussie Rules clubs I'll just invent some, Andrew Embley of East Coast Dingos and Rhett Biglands of the Sydney Crows. That bit of silliness doesn't really work as well as it did in my head when I was having a shower this morning. I plead the effects of original Source.

The Tingle Twins from Australia, Tom and James in no particular order though one seems taller than the other.

As requested English cricketer Jon Lewis pumping iron and looking like Leah's brother on Home and Away. He does nothing for me whatsoever but if you all fancied Trent and Toddles then you'd have to wait ages.

Australian rugby player Daniel Fitzhenry wandering around in his pants. Both AFLers and rugby players from Australia seem to do this a lot, but nowhere near as much as the French so if you are pondering what to write for you PhD thesis you can now study 'The effect on structuralism on the wandering around in pants across the world'. Seeing what silliness gets funding nowadays the ESRC will be writing to you soon.

The totty in water section starts with British swimmers Mark Foster and Stephen Parry (the one borrowing Will Young's jaw), goes past Alex Despatie and ends at this alleged 'Stanford Swimmer' who isn't on their roster (or I can't find him which is the more likely).

Australian volleyballer William Thwaite regrets making a joke about having a missile in his pocket to the American team.

Finally today's random cute guy.