Tottyland

Rainstorms are only local affairs unless you live in Wales

There's hope even in the worst places.

In my you won't have seen this on UK or US TV Mark Latham 'as resigned as federal Labor leader and stepped down as the member for Werriwa, citing ill-health and the desire for a normal family life for his decision'. If I had been him I would have resigned for being Australia's answer to John Kerry.

Simon Thomas is leaving Blue Peter in the Spring. Who will they get to prance around in speedos now? A buff chap with silly hair and ambiguous sexuality...ummmm...paging Andrew.

Why do I always do Aussie League totty? Because I can and here's some more.

Justin Koschitzke shirtless, Nick Dal Santo and Matt Ferguson
just clothed, and the Saint Kilda Team shirtless.

Via Outsports comes handballer (not as good as it sounds) Kristian Kjelling looking hard (or at least trying to). OK he looks like someone got him normal coke not diet coke but he's trying bless him.

Ian Somerhalder in shorts. Or it could not be. I'm not sure so make up your own minds.

Iceskater Brian Joubert with a friend in a sauna just wearing towels. Sadly that's as Bel Ami as it gets.

Passions star Justin Hartley, he's blond and cute what else is there to say? Herring? Boundary ditch?

Standing on a red carpet seems to engender a facade of fame on certain people and you often see faces from some Hollywood fundraiser to persuade everyone that the latest wife murdering celeb is famous (no really he is or the news would have to report something important) and wonder who the frell they are. Two examples are Bryan Collins and Brock Kelly. Cute, yes, famous well their mothers have videoed everything they were in and show it to their friends just before one of them pops off to shag Jesse Metcalfe or does that only happen on TV?