Tottyland

Desperately seeking Barrett

As one ponders the great questions of life like is 'Zach Hanson...growing up to be quite the looker'? Will Time Team be investigating whether this is Saxon or Norman? Why can't Windows XP read my Fujifilm DX10 camera card through my card reader (and Microsoft products are crap is not an answer)? And if you like Tori Amos, have recently discussed furniture styles, and like poetry are you a walking stereotype?

I like not being left wing. I like it even more when they defend people who have publicly supported the execution of homosexuals 'by burning or stoning to death' , will suck up to any dictator that will have them and see hate mail as acceptable.

Someone has suggested that this blog is a mess and I should get a theme (and then they hinted at the theme they liked (there was I thinking 'pass off' or something like that)). I see this as a visual mixtape of totty.

I cover people I'm not interested in but have been asked to show like Tim Henman Tim Henman (I just hope Tim's father is a better lawyer than his son is a tennis player). Anyone for an Essendon orgy? I am asked why I seemingly have such an obsession with AFLers and not footballers. Let me explain, Wayne Rooney for football, Trent Croad for Aussie rules. No contest. A reasonably large number of people come here after Googling 'X hairy chest' (and variations on that theme) so I open their horizons with hairy American TV presenter Scott Lasky is 'a hairy Steve McCain'...ummmm I don't see it. Not even if I look at a picture of Scott and squint.

admittedly most of what you see here depends on my tastes which include chaps like Rufus Wainright (who apparently is 'gross'), and Breaux Greer (who apparently is 'as ugly as Daniel Bedingfield' (I'm making the assumption that they are supposed to look like each other)). While we're on Daniel Bedingfield I saw an interview with him and he's bonkers, a nice chap but bonkers.

I'm assuming this is from some calendar where policemen took their shirts off.

I caught these from the trailer for a film called Without a Paddle with Matthew Lillard and Seth Green. I wonder if the 35 year old Matt is playing college kids now or still high school ones.

I'm told off regularly for suggesting that rugby players are a bit dense. Who'd think Joe Van Niekerk and Juan Smith are thick? Next I'll be claiming Didcot is a dump.

Finally I often find pictures of totty standing next to some fugly, but here we have a chap called Barrett with Gary Hall Jr...lucky Gary Hall.