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Lleyton Hewitt is cute, discuss (word limit 500 words)

It has come to my attention that some people are using my (admittedly free) bandwidth and posting on certain forums. Now I don't give a Follke is you use any picture here on any website, forum or parish magazine as long as it's using your own webspace. Some may feel I'm just moaning but often hotlinking causes free webspace to cancel accounts or block linking to certain sites which means the pictures don't show up. That of course means nobody gets to see them because some idiot can't simply go to Netscape, Imageshack or the many other free webspace providers and GET THEIR OWN WEBSPACE. It's not hard even my friend's five year old has managed it.

I for one am happy that such functioning democracies like Zimbabwe, China and Cuba are looking after my human rights. Why does anyone see the UN as a joke?

Who said idiots can't be cute (Via Tim Blair) and I can't bring everything down to physical appearance?

So with no reference at all to physical appearance (wasn't Rider Strong cute once?), none at all (this chap definitely is), we can discuss the tennis skills of Lleyton Hewitt (what do you think is happening here?). Actually I remember watching Wimbeldon in the News Café on Ship Street (foods not very good, but the coffee is, they had a TV and I was with two Australians, a chap and chappess) and Lleyton was playing. Now the discussion moved onto Lleyton's relative cuteness and the score went, straight girl saying he was 'ugly', straight chap (in that wonderful 'this doesn't mean I'm gay' way even the most enlightened straight chap uses) thought he was good looking and I was undecided. Admittedly we all had far too much time on our hands by Lleyton does seem to generate mixed emotions. He does have a rather toneless body
and that little bit of ambiguity that is so appealing though.

A chap, Michael Llodra, with a large you know what wearing only whatever you call those type of pants (guess who is happy wearing boxers so wouldn't need to know the name of other types of pants), yet oddly unappealing.

Finally Nick Beyeler who does some sort of sport but I'm not sure what but he's cute and naked in this picture so I can think of a sport he can do. Sports Aerobics? What's that? Some sort of sport that involves dancing around with a smile that makes you look camp?

Finally, finally I'm being a bit slow on answering Emails, and if you sent me a 'wonderful blog' type Email, thank you and I'm assuming you don't want a response. If you do Email away.