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The Horror, the horror

Celebrity Big Brother begins...and a well placed missile will end it. We should though be thankful because without 'Kenzie' they'll be no Blazin Squad songs released for a few weeks. Jeremy Edwards will be taking 'Beer, fags and chocolate' into the house, but Kenzie is already there.

So in honour of Kenzie (or just to get a theme going (as if I'd do anything in honour of a Blazin Squader (well bar burning them at a stake))) the boyband section.

The tiny Dougie from McFluff shirtless and in his best porn movie pose. While channel surfing (yes it is a bad habit) I caught a bit of Freefaller's (the band with Ollie ex Byker Grove/Point Break in it) latest video. It was crap. I also caught Phixx's latest song, the one that is supposed to be good thus not needing their kits to come off. A big mistake. Who actually bought a Phixx (or V or McFluff single) because it was good? You bought it for the CD Rom bit that let you see Chris, Andrew, Mikey and Nik (with a K) oiled up and shirtless (or naked). Next we'll be told to buy beer because of the taste.

Now the sports section. Via Shirtless AFL comes Campbell Brown, and Brodie Holland. I've hgad a couple of Emails remarking on Campbell's sexuality and though I like a good gossip with people suing over the having their pictures on Outsports one has to be careful. Chris Harbinson of Wake Country, North Carolina is still a prat though (go on Chris sue me for calling you a prat I dare you). Ben Cohen who has a brother. Can't find a picture though.

For TV we have Anthony Lemke who was on Andromeda today and in my flu addled surfing I remembered my bizarre attraction to Harper. Sadly Anthony and Gordon did not get jiggy.

The movies are covered by Colin Farrell shirtless in Alexander, Louis Tamone in another seemingly better version of Alexander. If there is anything worse than flu it's having to sit through Charlie's Angels Full throttle only to find out how little of it has Rodrigo Santoro in it, shirtless, wet, shaking his hair, glaring, running, and just generally looking cute. And as I get asked occasionally here's his feet. This chap was nice too.

To finish the random cute chap of today.

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