Who needs Sleep
I can't sleep. It's one of those things that the human body does just to prove the mind is not really in control. Other examples are how blank your mind goes when they ask you one of those identifying questioned when you are telephone banking, or how you skin decides to be historical and reenact the last great small pox outbreak the nanosecond after that cute chap or chapess you have being trying to pull (I hate that term but I'm too tired to think of another...trying to Derek) agrees to 'have a drink' with you.
People suggest things like counting sheep, or breathes. Now breaths I can manage but I must have a naff imagination because at 2am a field full of sleep does not come easily to mind, and Im sure the bloody animals move when I try and count them. So I am left with three choices, one stare at my ceiling in the dark, go watch the filler TV on at this time of night or come and ramble away on here.
Well I did go and watch TV, and it didn't help mainly because there was a V video on the music channel I had had on last. So now I can't sleep because of insomnia and my imaginings of what Kevin and I could get up to. I wonder if his spine is that bendy. Now whilst I'm not alone in having naughty thoughts, this hardly helping me sleep. Though Eric Johnson making it a threesome might. Well I can dream and in that dream Chris Carmack just happens to want to join in too (though not in yellow shorts (or any shorts)).
OK these are not new pictures but what do you expect at 3am? Probably to be on your second bottle of baby oil.
I could try calming music like Enya but that might upset the neighbours. That happens occasionally. It's not my fault that my cat sets off their security lights which then causes their dog to bark. Since when has anyone seem a burglar the size of a cat? So why set your lights to activate when a cat passes by especially in a city which has cats, foxs, and drunk students wandering around at night? But I digress. So I'll carry on digressing. Students. It's sad that so many of them are leaving with mortgage size debts. Education should be free, always. Only ability should decide what level you reach not Natwest.
3:25am. Third bottle time?
Saturday, February 19, 2005
Friday, February 18, 2005
As Promised
As promised this post is mainly about wrestlers, not the real ones, the silly TV ones that amuse the braindead (awaits hatemail). Fortunately some of them are cute so here's loads of pictures of AJ Styles and his well filled shorts, white, shiny or a pastel blue. He's such a modest chap too, though a headless blow job is impressive. If you like other wrestlers go here.
Kind of linked to wrestling and AJ's type of modesty is Mike Mizanin, the retiring wilting violet of reality TV, who goes boxing in a wrestling ring. I think Mike lost though.
Today's Jeremy Bloom pictures.
Two random bits of modeling fluff Dan and Bob (who apparently looks like Kev from Shameless).
Finally Days of Our Lives Kyle Lowder, showing off his muscles and proving us blonds look good in black.
As promised this post is mainly about wrestlers, not the real ones, the silly TV ones that amuse the braindead (awaits hatemail). Fortunately some of them are cute so here's loads of pictures of AJ Styles and his well filled shorts, white, shiny or a pastel blue. He's such a modest chap too, though a headless blow job is impressive. If you like other wrestlers go here.
Kind of linked to wrestling and AJ's type of modesty is Mike Mizanin, the retiring wilting violet of reality TV, who goes boxing in a wrestling ring. I think Mike lost though.
Today's Jeremy Bloom pictures.
Two random bits of modeling fluff Dan and Bob (who apparently looks like Kev from Shameless).
Finally Days of Our Lives Kyle Lowder, showing off his muscles and proving us blonds look good in black.
Thursday, February 17, 2005
Evening All
I've added a new toy to the blog which shows where visitors come from. It's nice to see some from the Middle East, and the Far East. Do feel free to comment.
The Rhine and Seine ran dry, drought causing famine, countless deaths from dysentery and other illnesses caused by lack of safe drinking water, and large-scale starvation of farm animals, in 1540. Just screwy weather, which would be now blamed on global warming.
Well fox hunting will be illegal in a few minutes and whilst I am in no way a supporter of it I find it very scary how a government that had the support of circa 25% of those who could vote but still a large majority used 'the majority want it' to force through laws against a minority.
Soon to be added to the links section will be Timmy Ray's blog on which you can find out how to stalk Owen Wilson, and how tiny Joseph sayers is (5 foot 2 inchs apparently), William Seymour actor, photographer, chap with a good first name and cat like mine (though mine's darker), Bound in a Nutshell because they use footnotes and I'll change [naughty pictures] 'Flestbot' to 'Fleshbot' which is it's real title (they seem to have Boi from Troy's one track mind).
The usual offer for anyone with a blog, website, or forum that they feel is worth being in my links Email me. I do though not link to porn sites, hate sites, pay to view sites or sites that suggest people do odd things to themselves, others, sheep or Americans. Also if your site's URL has changed or you've closed down it would be nice to know too.
Dutch Pap Idol also ran (thus mildly successful) Jim Bakkum does buff the Kyal Marsh way. Here he is shirtless but far away and shirtless in shadow.
A shirtless Jesse Metcalfe getting attacked by a harpy.
Via Val and under orders of commentary here's the nearest picture I can find to Jeremy Bloom naked.
Via Blond one here's Band of Brother, and Star Trek's Tom Hardy.
The AFL section (yes them again) with Nic Fosdike, Cameron Bruce, and Lynden Dunn, Michael Newton, Matthew Bate.
Aussie cricketer Shane Watson showing the uses of a cricket bat as camouflage and the top of his bits.
Tomorrow I will be mostly posting wrestlers.
I've added a new toy to the blog which shows where visitors come from. It's nice to see some from the Middle East, and the Far East. Do feel free to comment.
The Rhine and Seine ran dry, drought causing famine, countless deaths from dysentery and other illnesses caused by lack of safe drinking water, and large-scale starvation of farm animals, in 1540. Just screwy weather, which would be now blamed on global warming.
Well fox hunting will be illegal in a few minutes and whilst I am in no way a supporter of it I find it very scary how a government that had the support of circa 25% of those who could vote but still a large majority used 'the majority want it' to force through laws against a minority.
Soon to be added to the links section will be Timmy Ray's blog on which you can find out how to stalk Owen Wilson, and how tiny Joseph sayers is (5 foot 2 inchs apparently), William Seymour actor, photographer, chap with a good first name and cat like mine (though mine's darker), Bound in a Nutshell because they use footnotes and I'll change [naughty pictures] 'Flestbot' to 'Fleshbot' which is it's real title (they seem to have Boi from Troy's one track mind).
The usual offer for anyone with a blog, website, or forum that they feel is worth being in my links Email me. I do though not link to porn sites, hate sites, pay to view sites or sites that suggest people do odd things to themselves, others, sheep or Americans. Also if your site's URL has changed or you've closed down it would be nice to know too.
Dutch Pap Idol also ran (thus mildly successful) Jim Bakkum does buff the Kyal Marsh way. Here he is shirtless but far away and shirtless in shadow.
A shirtless Jesse Metcalfe getting attacked by a harpy.
Via Val and under orders of commentary here's the nearest picture I can find to Jeremy Bloom naked.
Via Blond one here's Band of Brother, and Star Trek's Tom Hardy.
The AFL section (yes them again) with Nic Fosdike, Cameron Bruce, and Lynden Dunn, Michael Newton, Matthew Bate.
Aussie cricketer Shane Watson showing the uses of a cricket bat as camouflage and the top of his bits.
Tomorrow I will be mostly posting wrestlers.
Wednesday, February 16, 2005
Playtime
With Andy looking at old maps to find interestingly named places I thought I'd add some places to visit to the list, you can Fukum in the Yemen, Brown Tongue in the Pennines, Bum in the Sudan (or even Bum Bum in Venezuela), Wank in Germany, and there is a Brown Willy in Cornwall. Yes my immaturity does know no bounds.
If you are really bored or in a silly mood you can look up places with silly names near you here.
Who thinks someone in the US Department of Defense is taking the p*ss by naming an attack submarine the 'USS Jimmy Carter'. Fortunately the didn't pick his name for a helicopter.
The cuter 'villain' on Eastenders Jake Maskall is gay. Eastenders is though still a naff failing soap.
Random fluff section actors Erik Eidem, Ben 'your getting a Dell' Curtis, and a moving shirtless Topher Grace.
I have no idea whose bits these are trying to escape from under his shorts. This though is England rugby player Ben Cohen's packaging. Finally for the rugby players Darren Lockyer shirtless (again).
The front and back of Alexandre Despatie and his top too.
A new (well to me) picture of polysport Jeremy Bloom shirtless.
Actor, model, guess if I'm gay, and reality TV 'star' Dan Wells shirtless.
Markus Rogan and Aaron Persiol 'looking guilty'. I do love comments attached to photos I get by Email.
With Andy looking at old maps to find interestingly named places I thought I'd add some places to visit to the list, you can Fukum in the Yemen, Brown Tongue in the Pennines, Bum in the Sudan (or even Bum Bum in Venezuela), Wank in Germany, and there is a Brown Willy in Cornwall. Yes my immaturity does know no bounds.
If you are really bored or in a silly mood you can look up places with silly names near you here.
Who thinks someone in the US Department of Defense is taking the p*ss by naming an attack submarine the 'USS Jimmy Carter'. Fortunately the didn't pick his name for a helicopter.
The cuter 'villain' on Eastenders Jake Maskall is gay. Eastenders is though still a naff failing soap.
Random fluff section actors Erik Eidem, Ben 'your getting a Dell' Curtis, and a moving shirtless Topher Grace.
I have no idea whose bits these are trying to escape from under his shorts. This though is England rugby player Ben Cohen's packaging. Finally for the rugby players Darren Lockyer shirtless (again).
The front and back of Alexandre Despatie and his top too.
A new (well to me) picture of polysport Jeremy Bloom shirtless.
Actor, model, guess if I'm gay, and reality TV 'star' Dan Wells shirtless.
Markus Rogan and Aaron Persiol 'looking guilty'. I do love comments attached to photos I get by Email.
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
Ohhh Hellooo
Model fluff Cale Blane in a speedo.
Can't actor Danny Young of Coronation Street prancing around on a beach.
Australian stripper group Aussie Storm is sadly not that impressive a collection of totty, but does contain Keith and Darren. Walk along most Australian beaches and you'll see how much better Australian totty can be or just look at the bendy players from the Sydney Swans.
As a prequel (without a massive over reliance of special effects) of Stargate SG1's totty here's Michael Shanks shirtless in the hay.
Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer frolicking while Ulster rugby player Bryn Cunningham showering.
Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless.
Finally a few Dutch swimmers, Ewout Holst (again), Thijs van Valkengoed (again) and the out Johan Kenkhuis (again and again)[indirectly via Scott].
Model fluff Cale Blane in a speedo.
Can't actor Danny Young of Coronation Street prancing around on a beach.
Australian stripper group Aussie Storm is sadly not that impressive a collection of totty, but does contain Keith and Darren. Walk along most Australian beaches and you'll see how much better Australian totty can be or just look at the bendy players from the Sydney Swans.
As a prequel (without a massive over reliance of special effects) of Stargate SG1's totty here's Michael Shanks shirtless in the hay.
Australian rugby player Darren Lockyer frolicking while Ulster rugby player Bryn Cunningham showering.
Cristiano Ronaldo shirtless.
Finally a few Dutch swimmers, Ewout Holst (again), Thijs van Valkengoed (again) and the out Johan Kenkhuis (again and again)[indirectly via Scott].
Monday, February 14, 2005
Increased sales of baby oil
I have suddenly become popular with students at Northern Arizona University who have accounted for up to 5% of my visitors over the last few days. I wonder why. If you are sad like me and want to look at this site's stats go here (or the link at the bottom of the archives. I am though a little worried to find out one percent of my visitors come from the US Government.
'The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Saudi Arabia's powerful religious vigilantes, have banned shops from selling any red flowers in the run-up to February 14'.
The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice sounds like a really boring and sad bunch of people.
Mayor of London 'Red' Ken Livingstone, not happy with defending a man who thinks all homosexuals should be killed by burning and stoning, makes racist remarks and now refuses to apologise. This when 'British jews were subject to a record number of anti-Semitic attacks last year'.
What is so sad is Ken used to be one of a very few Labour MPs I had any time for.
I saw Matt Cavenaugh (and his chest) on Bent and went a'searching and found some more pictures, which is good.
Myth destroying.
Ironman Ky Hurst running around in speedos (like Shannon Eckstein), then naked, and then making sand castles without his hands. Keeping on the down under theme here's rugby player Dan Carter in his pants. Running around in your pants (or cycling in them) seems to be part of Australian culture. Now that's multiculturalism I approve of bringing here.
The wonderfully named babminton player Tijs Creemer with long hair, short hair (in more than one place), a facial, a chest and another bike parking place. [His Site]
I have suddenly become popular with students at Northern Arizona University who have accounted for up to 5% of my visitors over the last few days. I wonder why. If you are sad like me and want to look at this site's stats go here (or the link at the bottom of the archives. I am though a little worried to find out one percent of my visitors come from the US Government.
'The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice, Saudi Arabia's powerful religious vigilantes, have banned shops from selling any red flowers in the run-up to February 14'.
The Committee for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of Vice sounds like a really boring and sad bunch of people.
Mayor of London 'Red' Ken Livingstone, not happy with defending a man who thinks all homosexuals should be killed by burning and stoning, makes racist remarks and now refuses to apologise. This when 'British jews were subject to a record number of anti-Semitic attacks last year'.
What is so sad is Ken used to be one of a very few Labour MPs I had any time for.
I saw Matt Cavenaugh (and his chest) on Bent and went a'searching and found some more pictures, which is good.
Myth destroying.
Ironman Ky Hurst running around in speedos (like Shannon Eckstein), then naked, and then making sand castles without his hands. Keeping on the down under theme here's rugby player Dan Carter in his pants. Running around in your pants (or cycling in them) seems to be part of Australian culture. Now that's multiculturalism I approve of bringing here.
The wonderfully named babminton player Tijs Creemer with long hair, short hair (in more than one place), a facial, a chest and another bike parking place. [His Site]
Sunday, February 13, 2005
Springtime for Tony and Dishonesty, Winter for Britain and the Truth.
'I understand why some people feel angry not just over Iraq, but because I've betrayed all of what the Labour Party used to stand for and am arrogant enough to believe that left wing people are stupid enough to vote Labour whatever I do'
'We gave you one reason to bomb Germany so why not give us another chance?'
Antipodean rugby players covering their bits with rugby balls and then more of them come along and join in. Not that I'm complaining but it would be nice if they actually varied the meme.
Italian pole vaulter Andrea Giannini naked but wearing jeans when the angle could have been fun.[his site]
Erik von Detten and Shaun Sipos doing something interesting in a cupboard. Totally innocent I'm sure. [via Tim]
Michael Phelps becomes famous so people decide to use him to promote things. Firstly they get Michael shirtless in a towel, then they..ummm well...start to paint him blue, then someone else joins in, getting drippy, they miss some bits and then they get Michael to wander around painted blue. Probably foreigners with ways different to our own.
The Van Dyke grandkids Shane and Wes are quite cute, and so allegedly is their brother Carey or so I'm told.
Milo Ventimiglia, is cute in a geeky trying to look cool way
until you tire him out.
Cyclist (hence the wheel) Giling Basoo suggesting somewhere to park your bike (that doesn't work really does it).
'I understand why some people feel angry not just over Iraq, but because I've betrayed all of what the Labour Party used to stand for and am arrogant enough to believe that left wing people are stupid enough to vote Labour whatever I do'
'We gave you one reason to bomb Germany so why not give us another chance?'
Antipodean rugby players covering their bits with rugby balls and then more of them come along and join in. Not that I'm complaining but it would be nice if they actually varied the meme.
Italian pole vaulter Andrea Giannini naked but wearing jeans when the angle could have been fun.[his site]
Erik von Detten and Shaun Sipos doing something interesting in a cupboard. Totally innocent I'm sure. [via Tim]
Michael Phelps becomes famous so people decide to use him to promote things. Firstly they get Michael shirtless in a towel, then they..ummm well...start to paint him blue, then someone else joins in, getting drippy, they miss some bits and then they get Michael to wander around painted blue. Probably foreigners with ways different to our own.
The Van Dyke grandkids Shane and Wes are quite cute, and so allegedly is their brother Carey or so I'm told.
Milo Ventimiglia, is cute in a geeky trying to look cool way
until you tire him out.
Cyclist (hence the wheel) Giling Basoo suggesting somewhere to park your bike (that doesn't work really does it).
Friday, February 11, 2005
Nicking Naff Ideas
I pledge to:
1) Warn you when I post a picture of [nudity alert] Joseph Sayers showing his bits [/nudity alert] and not when I post one of ironman Shannon Eckstein as you can't see his bits.
2) To think that Twenty Four Seven (sorry but doing the silly numbers replacing letters is so sad) lowered dramatically in tottiness when Thom...ohhh Thom... left. I wouldn't chuck the Keelaghan brothers, Andy and Niall, out of bed but I still prefer Thom.
3) To get MTV's Dave Berry to shut up and get his kit off more.
4) Find a copy of the calendar Hollyoaks' Matt Milburn is holding up and what is going on here.
5) Try to find more shirtless(ish) pictures of South African actor Brendan Pollecutt.
6) Add on some other pictures because I'm worried another blog is covering it. So here's actor, model and porn star Thierry Pepin and Justin Chatwin who is apparently an actor.
I pledge to:
1) Warn you when I post a picture of [nudity alert] Joseph Sayers showing his bits [/nudity alert] and not when I post one of ironman Shannon Eckstein as you can't see his bits.
2) To think that Twenty Four Seven (sorry but doing the silly numbers replacing letters is so sad) lowered dramatically in tottiness when Thom...ohhh Thom... left. I wouldn't chuck the Keelaghan brothers, Andy and Niall, out of bed but I still prefer Thom.
3) To get MTV's Dave Berry to shut up and get his kit off more.
4) Find a copy of the calendar Hollyoaks' Matt Milburn is holding up and what is going on here.
5) Try to find more shirtless(ish) pictures of South African actor Brendan Pollecutt.
6) Add on some other pictures because I'm worried another blog is covering it. So here's actor, model and porn star Thierry Pepin and Justin Chatwin who is apparently an actor.
Thursday, February 10, 2005
Not sad enough to go on Richard and Judy
Charles is marrying Camilla, I wonder what bad news New Labour has buried.
Virginia has banned using 'below-waist undergarments in an offensive manner'. Better stop wearing them then.
One of the nice things about the net (with broadband or a lot of patience) is you get to watch stuff you would never see otherwise, and no I'm not talking about 'Big Boys from Bognor Regis'. One such thing is the short film called 'Anything Once' which stars William Gregory Lee and Michael Arenz. The basic plot is that the character played by William (what a good name) who is straight makes a deal with Michael's gay character that if Michael sleeps with a women he'll sleep with a man. After a bit of chatting shirtless on a bank, Michael does the deed but William can't manage it, until [spoiler]both of them get it on, in an uncomfortable way[/spoiler]. Another benefit of the film is you get to see William's behind and a thing that moves between William's legs. No idea what that could be.
Michael Phelps exercising and getting hot and sweaty in a shirtless way.
Charlie Hunnam shirtless.
Essendon's Mark McVeigh and Adam McPhee and Richmond's Joel Bowden in tights.
Charles is marrying Camilla, I wonder what bad news New Labour has buried.
Virginia has banned using 'below-waist undergarments in an offensive manner'. Better stop wearing them then.
One of the nice things about the net (with broadband or a lot of patience) is you get to watch stuff you would never see otherwise, and no I'm not talking about 'Big Boys from Bognor Regis'. One such thing is the short film called 'Anything Once' which stars William Gregory Lee and Michael Arenz. The basic plot is that the character played by William (what a good name) who is straight makes a deal with Michael's gay character that if Michael sleeps with a women he'll sleep with a man. After a bit of chatting shirtless on a bank, Michael does the deed but William can't manage it, until [spoiler]both of them get it on, in an uncomfortable way[/spoiler]. Another benefit of the film is you get to see William's behind and a thing that moves between William's legs. No idea what that could be.
Michael Phelps exercising and getting hot and sweaty in a shirtless way.
Charlie Hunnam shirtless.
Essendon's Mark McVeigh and Adam McPhee and Richmond's Joel Bowden in tights.
Wednesday, February 09, 2005
Can I pay this in and fondle your chest?
This section is totally pointless if you don't live in Oxford but there is a really cute bit of blond fluff working in the Natwest on the corner of Cornmarket and George Street.
Freddie versus Jason is a truly dreadful film, I'm talking a making a David DeCoteau epic look really good dreadful film. One of the only reasons to watch is Jesse Hutch (well I like him) and as he's hardly in it so you don't get to suffer the DeCoteau level lighting (or overlighting) but Jesse has his kit off so it's worth the effort, just.
From the BBC Superstars show (basically getting famous British athletes to do athletic things) comes Leon Taylor and swimmer James Gibson. Sadly as they 'swim' (Leon in a diving way) they didn't get their T shirts off (but picked really tight ones) and the video I used was a tad old (hence the fuzziness).
Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe in some shiny basketball kit if that's your sort of thing.
Chris Carmack showing some cleavage.
Phixx in skirts, Mikey, Chris, Andrew and Nik with a 'K'. They've done videos with almost no clothes on, done a vampire video, and worn skirts yet they still aren't successful. Sad.
John Terry shows off his chest.
Anyone noticed how Duncan James of Blue (if Blue still exists) can't seem to close his legs?
Jesse Spencer in a swimming pool. He does seem to do a lot of shows that involve swimming, or eventually ends up in a swimming pool. This I'm sure has nothing to do with producers thinking that Jesse in speedos ups the ratings.
This section is totally pointless if you don't live in Oxford but there is a really cute bit of blond fluff working in the Natwest on the corner of Cornmarket and George Street.
Freddie versus Jason is a truly dreadful film, I'm talking a making a David DeCoteau epic look really good dreadful film. One of the only reasons to watch is Jesse Hutch (well I like him) and as he's hardly in it so you don't get to suffer the DeCoteau level lighting (or overlighting) but Jesse has his kit off so it's worth the effort, just.
From the BBC Superstars show (basically getting famous British athletes to do athletic things) comes Leon Taylor and swimmer James Gibson. Sadly as they 'swim' (Leon in a diving way) they didn't get their T shirts off (but picked really tight ones) and the video I used was a tad old (hence the fuzziness).
Desperate Housewives' Jesse Metcalfe in some shiny basketball kit if that's your sort of thing.
Chris Carmack showing some cleavage.
Phixx in skirts, Mikey, Chris, Andrew and Nik with a 'K'. They've done videos with almost no clothes on, done a vampire video, and worn skirts yet they still aren't successful. Sad.
John Terry shows off his chest.
Anyone noticed how Duncan James of Blue (if Blue still exists) can't seem to close his legs?
Jesse Spencer in a swimming pool. He does seem to do a lot of shows that involve swimming, or eventually ends up in a swimming pool. This I'm sure has nothing to do with producers thinking that Jesse in speedos ups the ratings.
Monday, February 07, 2005
I hope this 'you are' thing works
"You are .pdf No matter where you go you look the same. You are an acrobat. Nothing is more important to you than the printed word."
Casino's Josh Duhamel falling out of his clothes. Bet you he'll still have his socks on and they'll be white.
Ex college gymnast, Playgirl model and now aspiring model Matt Abboud [Cheers B for pointing out the error] who has the oddest teeth.
The boyband section comprises of Plus One a christian boyband of which Nathan and more importantly (and hopefully more oiled and on my bed)Jason can help me do something worth repenting, and failed US 'still big in Germany' boyband Natural's members Ben and Michael, and 'J' and Michael. 'J' looked quite cute when he had hair (well sort of had it).
The AFL section: Jude Bolton, Adam McPhee and Chris Judd shirtless standing next to a car, as you do.
I've been asked to repost some pictures that were uploaded on Netscape and thus now only work if you reload more than someone waiting for an urgent Email that never comes because they can't spell 'gmail'. So here by popular (using the Newsnight Review definition of 'popular') demand comes the below pictures. If you have already seen them then you are either a regular visitor here or to the places where people post what I find without the slightest bit of credit. Not that I'm upset and the stakes I'm sharpening are for the Labour candidate when he comes round, no really they are. Also recredit to any cappers etc.
Frank Bachman
TJ Sorrell again.
Thom ex 24/7 'the one they replaced with a gerbill' (I thought rat) again.
'The DNA guy' again and again.
Anthony Irwin, pit shots of, again.
Dimitri DeBoel, again.
The remaining (and any new) repost requests will be done as time and my ability to find the pictures allow. Sorry.
"You are .pdf No matter where you go you look the same. You are an acrobat. Nothing is more important to you than the printed word."
Casino's Josh Duhamel falling out of his clothes. Bet you he'll still have his socks on and they'll be white.
Ex college gymnast, Playgirl model and now aspiring model Matt Abboud [Cheers B for pointing out the error] who has the oddest teeth.
The boyband section comprises of Plus One a christian boyband of which Nathan and more importantly (and hopefully more oiled and on my bed)Jason can help me do something worth repenting, and failed US 'still big in Germany' boyband Natural's members Ben and Michael, and 'J' and Michael. 'J' looked quite cute when he had hair (well sort of had it).
The AFL section: Jude Bolton, Adam McPhee and Chris Judd shirtless standing next to a car, as you do.
I've been asked to repost some pictures that were uploaded on Netscape and thus now only work if you reload more than someone waiting for an urgent Email that never comes because they can't spell 'gmail'. So here by popular (using the Newsnight Review definition of 'popular') demand comes the below pictures. If you have already seen them then you are either a regular visitor here or to the places where people post what I find without the slightest bit of credit. Not that I'm upset and the stakes I'm sharpening are for the Labour candidate when he comes round, no really they are. Also recredit to any cappers etc.
Frank Bachman
TJ Sorrell again.
Thom ex 24/7 'the one they replaced with a gerbill' (I thought rat) again.
'The DNA guy' again and again.
Anthony Irwin, pit shots of, again.
Dimitri DeBoel, again.
The remaining (and any new) repost requests will be done as time and my ability to find the pictures allow. Sorry.
Sunday, February 06, 2005
Desperate Houseboys
Congratulations! You are Lynette Scavo, the
ex-career woman who traded the boardroom for
boredom, mixed with moments of sheer panic as
the mother of four unmanageable kids.
Which Desperate Housewife are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
[Link]
Rugby totty, but as usual not the obvious, so here's Ben Foden whose mother said he'll grow into his kit which isn't a problem for Ben Russell.
The AFL section with Darren Jolly with legs wide and a shirtless Steve Koops.
British swimmer Darren Mew.
Tight T shirter and home 'improvement' show carpenter JJ Martinez.
Random cute blond model hanging up his washing. As one does. Now the standard picture with a young lass.
Australian actor and pop star Tim Draxl shirtless in a swimming pool. Is that a [fill in gap] in your pocket well trunks don't have pocket but you know what I'm talking about or are [fill in gap].
Congratulations! You are Lynette Scavo, the
ex-career woman who traded the boardroom for
boredom, mixed with moments of sheer panic as
the mother of four unmanageable kids.
Which Desperate Housewife are you?
brought to you by Quizilla
[Link]
Rugby totty, but as usual not the obvious, so here's Ben Foden whose mother said he'll grow into his kit which isn't a problem for Ben Russell.
The AFL section with Darren Jolly with legs wide and a shirtless Steve Koops.
British swimmer Darren Mew.
Tight T shirter and home 'improvement' show carpenter JJ Martinez.
Random cute blond model hanging up his washing. As one does. Now the standard picture with a young lass.
Australian actor and pop star Tim Draxl shirtless in a swimming pool. Is that a [fill in gap] in your pocket well trunks don't have pocket but you know what I'm talking about or are [fill in gap].
Friday, February 04, 2005
Trek Away
Star Trek Enterprise has been cancelled. It wasn't as kick ass because we don't have the Prime Directive as it should have been, IMHO.
Dress up paper dolls of celebs (Via Timmy), or attend the therapy sessions your doctor recommended.
Erik von Detten, a cute bit of fluff on a stick crossed with single digit brain cell count surfer with added naivete. Erik and his smooth tanned chest was on Celebrity Mole with the guy who played the black gay guy on Spin City, some female and Corbin 'where did my hair go' Bernsen. The episode I caught pitched Erik against the four others (there was a blond model...I wasn't paying attention and had the sound off) in some sort of game involving rafts and canoes that Erik won, but then went around looking vacant. I suspect it would have been a lot worse with the sound on.
Trent Croad's naked behind. Not as exciting as it should be.
West Country swimmer Ben Gibbs. I just happened upon his picture, thought 'he's cute' and decided to post him. It beats yet another picture of a naked rugby team...well...Via Outsports comes the Sheffield Hallam rugby team doing a nude calendar. How original. Next they'll be singing songs badly, but loudly, drinking a lot and not being very intelligent, just for a change.
Kelvin Fletcher or something like that, from Emmerdale (which is an English soap set in a village in Yorkshire which is as unlucky as anyone who meets Jessica 'I murder people and blame it on someone else' Fletcher.
Chris Carmack awaiting my next visit.
Star Trek Enterprise has been cancelled. It wasn't as kick ass because we don't have the Prime Directive as it should have been, IMHO.
Dress up paper dolls of celebs (Via Timmy), or attend the therapy sessions your doctor recommended.
Erik von Detten, a cute bit of fluff on a stick crossed with single digit brain cell count surfer with added naivete. Erik and his smooth tanned chest was on Celebrity Mole with the guy who played the black gay guy on Spin City, some female and Corbin 'where did my hair go' Bernsen. The episode I caught pitched Erik against the four others (there was a blond model...I wasn't paying attention and had the sound off) in some sort of game involving rafts and canoes that Erik won, but then went around looking vacant. I suspect it would have been a lot worse with the sound on.
Trent Croad's naked behind. Not as exciting as it should be.
West Country swimmer Ben Gibbs. I just happened upon his picture, thought 'he's cute' and decided to post him. It beats yet another picture of a naked rugby team...well...Via Outsports comes the Sheffield Hallam rugby team doing a nude calendar. How original. Next they'll be singing songs badly, but loudly, drinking a lot and not being very intelligent, just for a change.
Kelvin Fletcher or something like that, from Emmerdale (which is an English soap set in a village in Yorkshire which is as unlucky as anyone who meets Jessica 'I murder people and blame it on someone else' Fletcher.
Chris Carmack awaiting my next visit.
Thursday, February 03, 2005
Deep Entrenchment
Are themed posts (like yesterday's swimming one) a good idea? Any thoughts? Well this is a sports post with a heavy AFL slant mainly because of pictures I've been sent (by people who wish to stay anonymous).
Tennis fluff Juan Carlos Ferrero.
Dutch Cyclist Tom Boonen well packaged.
Now onto the AFL section starting with Carlton's Karl Norman with short hair and short kit. Sydney Swan's Jarred McVeigh with his teammates in a shower. Hawthorn's Shane Crawford experiencing Neanderthal totty carrying. Melbourne's podgy Jarred Rivers. And Fremantle's (he was at St. Kilda but I think he's moved) Heath Black.
And random cute guys from Melbourne (via Kenton).
Are themed posts (like yesterday's swimming one) a good idea? Any thoughts? Well this is a sports post with a heavy AFL slant mainly because of pictures I've been sent (by people who wish to stay anonymous).
Tennis fluff Juan Carlos Ferrero.
Dutch Cyclist Tom Boonen well packaged.
Now onto the AFL section starting with Carlton's Karl Norman with short hair and short kit. Sydney Swan's Jarred McVeigh with his teammates in a shower. Hawthorn's Shane Crawford experiencing Neanderthal totty carrying. Melbourne's podgy Jarred Rivers. And Fremantle's (he was at St. Kilda but I think he's moved) Heath Black.
And random cute guys from Melbourne (via Kenton).
Wednesday, February 02, 2005
Water
Robert Kilroy-Silk has started his own party 'Veritas' and I'd like to help him.
After examining a hairy thing that should really be in a tight hole we find we should all stay in bed.
'McFly have made a strange vow to strip naked if they win the 'Best Pop Act' award at the Brits next month'. Would anyone really object if Tom didn't?
Lots of shirtless Steve Sandvoss and Wes Ramsey.
This post is about swimmers so if that scares you or isn't your thing ignore it.
Austrian and Stanford swimming star Markus Rogan who was successful enough in the Olympics to become a bit of a star in Austria. Admittedly a country which went from running most of Eastern Europe to being a big ski resort stars quality is less strict in Austria. Markus though has his talents and a need for milk.
In case you have been on some other planet for a few months Michael Phelps is part of the US swimming team and was successful enough to become Mr Advert Guy. The adverts may dry up after his DUI charge but too small shorts always need advertising, Michael.
US swimmer Josh Davis who I know little else about apart from his name.
The Stanford Swimming Team of some year, but again I don't know any further details.
The diving Dumais brothers, Justin and Troy in a hot tub
Finally a RCG in the sea.
Update: quicker than the collapse of UKIP (we're talking 5 minutes) I get an Email suggesting that in this picture of Markus Rogan he's daring one to pull off his towel. I leave it to those who know Markus better to decide on that.
Robert Kilroy-Silk has started his own party 'Veritas' and I'd like to help him.
After examining a hairy thing that should really be in a tight hole we find we should all stay in bed.
'McFly have made a strange vow to strip naked if they win the 'Best Pop Act' award at the Brits next month'. Would anyone really object if Tom didn't?
Lots of shirtless Steve Sandvoss and Wes Ramsey.
This post is about swimmers so if that scares you or isn't your thing ignore it.
Austrian and Stanford swimming star Markus Rogan who was successful enough in the Olympics to become a bit of a star in Austria. Admittedly a country which went from running most of Eastern Europe to being a big ski resort stars quality is less strict in Austria. Markus though has his talents and a need for milk.
In case you have been on some other planet for a few months Michael Phelps is part of the US swimming team and was successful enough to become Mr Advert Guy. The adverts may dry up after his DUI charge but too small shorts always need advertising, Michael.
US swimmer Josh Davis who I know little else about apart from his name.
The Stanford Swimming Team of some year, but again I don't know any further details.
The diving Dumais brothers, Justin and Troy in a hot tub
Finally a RCG in the sea.
Update: quicker than the collapse of UKIP (we're talking 5 minutes) I get an Email suggesting that in this picture of Markus Rogan he's daring one to pull off his towel. I leave it to those who know Markus better to decide on that.
Tuesday, February 01, 2005
Can't set a trap
Apparently I can kill a burglar but only if they are conscious and I didn't set a trap. I wonder if beating up on the ill is allowed too. One of the oddities of having New Labour in power is right wing old me sounds like I'm an unreformed lefty (but fortunately not this one).
I have a thing for Eric Johnson. I will refrain from continuing with that pun but Eric is in the very made for Sunday afternoon on Sky Movies epic Falcon Beach, which is not a porn movie with lots of badly dubbed over grunting (so I'm told) but another young on the beach love, anger, naff boardies drama in which Eric plays alongside Steven Byers (no not that naff minister who wouldn't resign even after his aide used September 11 as a good time to hide bad news) but a buff bit of fluff (who looks a whole lot better dry). And the award for the longest sentence on a blog goes to...
I'll probably get lynched (have to listen to Shane Lynch) but the better totty in Desperate Housewives James Denton who can't garden with his shirt on for some reason.
Look it's gymnasts trying to look hard and Toddles has even grown a beard (well sort of one). Oh bless. It won't work boys as we know how cute and silly you can look.
Finally Australian diver Matthew Mitchum. If he can do this in mid air, in bed he could...
I'm thinking of a swimmers post next, and as I'm the dictator here it's probably what will happen unless there is a coup inspired by the CIA.
Apparently I can kill a burglar but only if they are conscious and I didn't set a trap. I wonder if beating up on the ill is allowed too. One of the oddities of having New Labour in power is right wing old me sounds like I'm an unreformed lefty (but fortunately not this one).
I have a thing for Eric Johnson. I will refrain from continuing with that pun but Eric is in the very made for Sunday afternoon on Sky Movies epic Falcon Beach, which is not a porn movie with lots of badly dubbed over grunting (so I'm told) but another young on the beach love, anger, naff boardies drama in which Eric plays alongside Steven Byers (no not that naff minister who wouldn't resign even after his aide used September 11 as a good time to hide bad news) but a buff bit of fluff (who looks a whole lot better dry). And the award for the longest sentence on a blog goes to...
I'll probably get lynched (have to listen to Shane Lynch) but the better totty in Desperate Housewives James Denton who can't garden with his shirt on for some reason.
Look it's gymnasts trying to look hard and Toddles has even grown a beard (well sort of one). Oh bless. It won't work boys as we know how cute and silly you can look.
Finally Australian diver Matthew Mitchum. If he can do this in mid air, in bed he could...
I'm thinking of a swimmers post next, and as I'm the dictator here it's probably what will happen unless there is a coup inspired by the CIA.
Monday, January 31, 2005
If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there.
Porn stars modeling underwear is so last century. And what really takes the biscuit, dunks it in the tea, and has a natter about curtain colours is that they had Wentworth Miller. Well OK he was on the cover which means that they could have got him in pants strutting around. As Wentworth was born only a few miles (twenty odd) from me in Chipping Norton which has three claims to fame, a now closed recording studio were a lot of good music was recorded, it's Jeremy Clarkson's home town (well he lives just above the 'n' of Greystones (at the bottom) on this map), and I too lived there once. Admittedly it was for a very short time. In case you are wondering it's a dump but the rent was cheap.
Sporting one liners, because they are sporting and all on one line.
Sweaty cute rugby players called Tom Carter.
Lleyton Hewitt remembers my last visit to Australia.
Zane Holmes (Where was the photographer's head was taking this).
St Kilda AFLers get into a totally innocent position.
Now the multiple lines of the music section.
When you are a 'rock star' you have to put in some effort and not look as if you got so hammered you slept in University Parks rather than try to walk home (but that involved climbing over a fence which is not easy when you are a little tipsy and walking home the next morning covered in compost isn't fun either, not that I'd know) like Rooster in this picture.
Anyone noticed how Daniel Johns of Silverchair looks a little like Leechus Britinis?
The model section which has as many lines as it needs (a bit like )
Floating around the net are some more images of everyone's favourite threesome Nick, Ryan and Craig Karsher so I thought I would post some here (well the two that I haven't posted before). Aren't I nice?
Via Bent comes Leland Grant 'a dorkier Ben McKenzie' [his site] who with the right angle (yes of his nose) looks cute and totally straight.
Friday, January 28, 2005
The Unlikely
Lleyton Hewitt practicing being on top, on the bottom, kneeling behind and stripping, for tennis, nothing else.
Harry Judd looking totally unlike a toy boy.
Heath Calvert is a Broadway actor and has hair from the 1980s.
Fernando Torres hasn't worked out you leave the T shirt on the beach and his shorts off too (wee one can hope).
Lleyton Hewitt practicing being on top, on the bottom, kneeling behind and stripping, for tennis, nothing else.
Harry Judd looking totally unlike a toy boy.
Heath Calvert is a Broadway actor and has hair from the 1980s.
Fernando Torres hasn't worked out you leave the T shirt on the beach and his shorts off too (wee one can hope).
Ghost Voting
I must say Democrat voters are impressive, they even vote when they're dead.
'We have declared an all-out war on this evil principle of democracy and those who follow this wrong ideology' Those wacky minutemen.
Following on from yesterdays cute idiotic protester, I move to Mary Lou and her words of wisdom.
Now onto the totty, and it starts with a request, Roger Federer who does absolutely nothing at all for me. He might do something for you, well he could.
A young James McAvoy in boxer shorts (real ones) looking a bit pasty but still cute.
MTV something or other's Chris Graebe reports that 'The biggest thing of all is that my wife is pregnant... yep I'm going to be a dad'. Well A does tend to follow B unless the milkman is involved but notice how young Chris so quickly goes God Squad. I'll leave further commentary to Trent (from whom I found the link).
Finally two picture a piece of two bits of sports totty Andy Roddick (the second) and Tommy Rowland (the second).
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Wednesday, January 26, 2005
Lleyton Hewitt is cute, discuss (word limit 500 words)
It has come to my attention that some people are using my (admittedly free) bandwidth and posting on certain forums. Now I don't give a Follke is you use any picture here on any website, forum or parish magazine as long as it's using your own webspace. Some may feel I'm just moaning but often hotlinking causes free webspace to cancel accounts or block linking to certain sites which means the pictures don't show up. That of course means nobody gets to see them because some idiot can't simply go to Netscape, Imageshack or the many other free webspace providers and GET THEIR OWN WEBSPACE. It's not hard even my friend's five year old has managed it.
I for one am happy that such functioning democracies like Zimbabwe, China and Cuba are looking after my human rights. Why does anyone see the UN as a joke?
Who said idiots can't be cute (Via Tim Blair) and I can't bring everything down to physical appearance?
So with no reference at all to physical appearance (wasn't Rider Strong cute once?), none at all (this chap definitely is), we can discuss the tennis skills of Lleyton Hewitt (what do you think is happening here?). Actually I remember watching Wimbeldon in the News Café on Ship Street (foods not very good, but the coffee is, they had a TV and I was with two Australians, a chap and chappess) and Lleyton was playing. Now the discussion moved onto Lleyton's relative cuteness and the score went, straight girl saying he was 'ugly', straight chap (in that wonderful 'this doesn't mean I'm gay' way even the most enlightened straight chap uses) thought he was good looking and I was undecided. Admittedly we all had far too much time on our hands by Lleyton does seem to generate mixed emotions. He does have a rather toneless body
and that little bit of ambiguity that is so appealing though.
A chap, Michael Llodra, with a large you know what wearing only whatever you call those type of pants (guess who is happy wearing boxers so wouldn't need to know the name of other types of pants), yet oddly unappealing.
Finally Nick Beyeler who does some sort of sport but I'm not sure what but he's cute and naked in this picture so I can think of a sport he can do. Sports Aerobics? What's that? Some sort of sport that involves dancing around with a smile that makes you look camp?
Finally, finally I'm being a bit slow on answering Emails, and if you sent me a 'wonderful blog' type Email, thank you and I'm assuming you don't want a response. If you do Email away.
It has come to my attention that some people are using my (admittedly free) bandwidth and posting on certain forums. Now I don't give a Follke is you use any picture here on any website, forum or parish magazine as long as it's using your own webspace. Some may feel I'm just moaning but often hotlinking causes free webspace to cancel accounts or block linking to certain sites which means the pictures don't show up. That of course means nobody gets to see them because some idiot can't simply go to Netscape, Imageshack or the many other free webspace providers and GET THEIR OWN WEBSPACE. It's not hard even my friend's five year old has managed it.
I for one am happy that such functioning democracies like Zimbabwe, China and Cuba are looking after my human rights. Why does anyone see the UN as a joke?
Who said idiots can't be cute (Via Tim Blair) and I can't bring everything down to physical appearance?
So with no reference at all to physical appearance (wasn't Rider Strong cute once?), none at all (this chap definitely is), we can discuss the tennis skills of Lleyton Hewitt (what do you think is happening here?). Actually I remember watching Wimbeldon in the News Café on Ship Street (foods not very good, but the coffee is, they had a TV and I was with two Australians, a chap and chappess) and Lleyton was playing. Now the discussion moved onto Lleyton's relative cuteness and the score went, straight girl saying he was 'ugly', straight chap (in that wonderful 'this doesn't mean I'm gay' way even the most enlightened straight chap uses) thought he was good looking and I was undecided. Admittedly we all had far too much time on our hands by Lleyton does seem to generate mixed emotions. He does have a rather toneless body
and that little bit of ambiguity that is so appealing though.
A chap, Michael Llodra, with a large you know what wearing only whatever you call those type of pants (guess who is happy wearing boxers so wouldn't need to know the name of other types of pants), yet oddly unappealing.
Finally Nick Beyeler who does some sort of sport but I'm not sure what but he's cute and naked in this picture so I can think of a sport he can do. Sports Aerobics? What's that? Some sort of sport that involves dancing around with a smile that makes you look camp?
Finally, finally I'm being a bit slow on answering Emails, and if you sent me a 'wonderful blog' type Email, thank you and I'm assuming you don't want a response. If you do Email away.
250,000
Well as I can't sleep (who would have thought rum and cokes kept you awake (yes I know it's a naff drink but it was free and I'm genetically a Scot)) I'll do this post that I was going to do tomorrow well today really depending on your time zone or even decision it's 4:37pm and everyone else is wrong. Be a temporal Steve Jobs, but with a better beard.
A few thanks are in order, for those who have emailed me with or without photos, nicely or to tell me I'm going to hell for liking men (also the two that simply stated I liked with men...which was a shock to me as I've never shown any sign of that at all). Emails are always appreciated even if they are simple 'great site' ones (though again I do like the rude ones as they help with my superiority complex). Thanks for the commenters (even those who have told me to shut up) because regularly amuse. Thanks also to those who link here (who I try to reciprocate (if that's the right way to put it...be reciprocal possibly...do the same) Oh and thanks for those who visit.
As some have suggested that I should post not just men looking cute, here's Ian Thorpe looking rougher than I did after the week long party I had after my A levels. I actually think this picture of Noah Hathaway is sadder because one really hoped he'd be cute when he was legal (like Jamie Bell for example) because about that time you would be legal and it'd be all fun and that. Then you find out he looks like so many of the nobodies wandering through LA (Bill was very let down when he visited LA which he thought would be a lot better than it actually was).
Well up the coast in Stanford, seat of learning and only small sized speedos come a charity calendar (PDF) (main site with charity links) featuring students with their kits off. Though seeing college boys playing table football nude, reading the paper with oddly placed fruit (don't we all read the paper with a tray with fruit on it on our laps?), and asking directions with only a bag to protect their modesty. Soon it'll only be me and the few remaining Nazi war criminals in South America who will not have done one.
Inland somewhere is where wrestler Tommy 'that can't be real' Rowlands is.
Crossing the Pacific is Australia where AFLer Callum Urch lives and stop moaning did you really think I'd do a post without an AFLer. Look when American footballers wear such small shorts (instead of more armour than Richard II) I might put some of them in every post.
Finally some Eurofluff Dutch actor Wouter de Jong (shirtless) and French actor Gaspard Ulliel with long and short hair. I prefer the short, or the long combed a bit.
Well as I can't sleep (who would have thought rum and cokes kept you awake (yes I know it's a naff drink but it was free and I'm genetically a Scot)) I'll do this post that I was going to do tomorrow well today really depending on your time zone or even decision it's 4:37pm and everyone else is wrong. Be a temporal Steve Jobs, but with a better beard.
A few thanks are in order, for those who have emailed me with or without photos, nicely or to tell me I'm going to hell for liking men (also the two that simply stated I liked with men...which was a shock to me as I've never shown any sign of that at all). Emails are always appreciated even if they are simple 'great site' ones (though again I do like the rude ones as they help with my superiority complex). Thanks for the commenters (even those who have told me to shut up) because regularly amuse. Thanks also to those who link here (who I try to reciprocate (if that's the right way to put it...be reciprocal possibly...do the same) Oh and thanks for those who visit.
As some have suggested that I should post not just men looking cute, here's Ian Thorpe looking rougher than I did after the week long party I had after my A levels. I actually think this picture of Noah Hathaway is sadder because one really hoped he'd be cute when he was legal (like Jamie Bell for example) because about that time you would be legal and it'd be all fun and that. Then you find out he looks like so many of the nobodies wandering through LA (Bill was very let down when he visited LA which he thought would be a lot better than it actually was).
Well up the coast in Stanford, seat of learning and only small sized speedos come a charity calendar (PDF) (main site with charity links) featuring students with their kits off. Though seeing college boys playing table football nude, reading the paper with oddly placed fruit (don't we all read the paper with a tray with fruit on it on our laps?), and asking directions with only a bag to protect their modesty. Soon it'll only be me and the few remaining Nazi war criminals in South America who will not have done one.
Inland somewhere is where wrestler Tommy 'that can't be real' Rowlands is.
Crossing the Pacific is Australia where AFLer Callum Urch lives and stop moaning did you really think I'd do a post without an AFLer. Look when American footballers wear such small shorts (instead of more armour than Richard II) I might put some of them in every post.
Finally some Eurofluff Dutch actor Wouter de Jong (shirtless) and French actor Gaspard Ulliel with long and short hair. I prefer the short, or the long combed a bit.
Monday, January 24, 2005
Licking
You get someone else not your kids to do it.
Vin Diesel does family comedy. How far careers fall.
'Sky TV's The Only Gays in the Village follows celebrity homosexuals Andrew Kinlochan from Phixx, chef Richard Cawley, comedian Scott Capurro and TV presenter Kristian Digby as they're sent to work in a "gay-free" rural village'...ummmmm. You won't be shocked to know it's on Sky.
Gethin Jones the replacement for Simon Thomas on Blue Peter.
I've been moaned at for suggesting that Guy of Twen2y 4 Se7en looked a little ratlike but that's not an excuse for hiding one of the band. Yes the boys are talented, talented solo and as a group but not for music.
Michael Phelps stripping.
Sometimes Steve Sandvoss needs closer examination.
Jerry 'I'll do any film you'll pay me for' O'Connell in Kangaroo Jack (not a solution for bored Bushranger) which is not a great film, or a good one, or even a passable one even though Jerry gets his kit off a lot and sadly so does other cast members.
Random unknown gymnast.
I watched the first part of the Farscape miniseries, The Peacekeeper Wars, after the idiots at the SciFi channel cancelled it and here's a cast member in a swimsuit.
Finally two Australian athletes Mark Watts and Matthew Shirvington.
You get someone else not your kids to do it.
Vin Diesel does family comedy. How far careers fall.
'Sky TV's The Only Gays in the Village follows celebrity homosexuals Andrew Kinlochan from Phixx, chef Richard Cawley, comedian Scott Capurro and TV presenter Kristian Digby as they're sent to work in a "gay-free" rural village'...ummmmm. You won't be shocked to know it's on Sky.
Gethin Jones the replacement for Simon Thomas on Blue Peter.
I've been moaned at for suggesting that Guy of Twen2y 4 Se7en looked a little ratlike but that's not an excuse for hiding one of the band. Yes the boys are talented, talented solo and as a group but not for music.
Michael Phelps stripping.
Sometimes Steve Sandvoss needs closer examination.
Jerry 'I'll do any film you'll pay me for' O'Connell in Kangaroo Jack (not a solution for bored Bushranger) which is not a great film, or a good one, or even a passable one even though Jerry gets his kit off a lot and sadly so does other cast members.
Random unknown gymnast.
I watched the first part of the Farscape miniseries, The Peacekeeper Wars, after the idiots at the SciFi channel cancelled it and here's a cast member in a swimsuit.
Finally two Australian athletes Mark Watts and Matthew Shirvington.
Friday, January 21, 2005
Ohh diddy, diddy, ahh, ohh, ahh, miaowww
They really do wear tinfoil hats.
More linkage updating with Wet Dreaming who can't stand Madonna or Britney, the modest Mount Olympus, and The Tall Glass who needs to write more.
The totty of Survivor Palau is rather limited but the best of a mediocre bunch are Jeff Wilson, Jonathan Libby and Bobby Jon Drinkard.
Hayden Christensen playing 'a troubled teen' in Higher Ground as he did in Life as a House and the Star Wars films. Not that he's getting typecast.
Out of the Aussie Rules playing McVeigh brothers (L-R Jarrad and Mark) I prefer Jarrad even in 'get her' poses.
Interesting lighting of this Kristian Digby photo. Highlighting something? Good natural lighting helps this picture of Ian Thorpe
Not implying anything about Kenzie and Jeremy Edwards, and it's not as if Kenzie has been in any odd looking pictures with other Blazin Squaders. Also their behaviour in the hottub and pracing around in towels is totally innocent, like Blair after Hutton.
They really do wear tinfoil hats.
More linkage updating with Wet Dreaming who can't stand Madonna or Britney, the modest Mount Olympus, and The Tall Glass who needs to write more.
The totty of Survivor Palau is rather limited but the best of a mediocre bunch are Jeff Wilson, Jonathan Libby and Bobby Jon Drinkard.
Hayden Christensen playing 'a troubled teen' in Higher Ground as he did in Life as a House and the Star Wars films. Not that he's getting typecast.
Out of the Aussie Rules playing McVeigh brothers (L-R Jarrad and Mark) I prefer Jarrad even in 'get her' poses.
Interesting lighting of this Kristian Digby photo. Highlighting something? Good natural lighting helps this picture of Ian Thorpe
Not implying anything about Kenzie and Jeremy Edwards, and it's not as if Kenzie has been in any odd looking pictures with other Blazin Squaders. Also their behaviour in the hottub and pracing around in towels is totally innocent, like Blair after Hutton.
Hug a Democrat Day
Whatever you think about George W he does speeches bloody well.
'Parker said he was devastated by the gay rumours - which he denies - because they would damage the clean-cut image he built up through EastEnders and his appearance on Strictly Come Dancing'. Prat.
As I had a blond moment on Aussie Rules clubs I'll just invent some, Andrew Embley of East Coast Dingos and Rhett Biglands of the Sydney Crows. That bit of silliness doesn't really work as well as it did in my head when I was having a shower this morning. I plead the effects of original Source.
The Tingle Twins from Australia, Tom and James in no particular order though one seems taller than the other.
As requested English cricketer Jon Lewis pumping iron and looking like Leah's brother on Home and Away. He does nothing for me whatsoever but if you all fancied Trent and Toddles then you'd have to wait ages.
Australian rugby player Daniel Fitzhenry wandering around in his pants. Both AFLers and rugby players from Australia seem to do this a lot, but nowhere near as much as the French so if you are pondering what to write for you PhD thesis you can now study 'The effect on structuralism on the wandering around in pants across the world'. Seeing what silliness gets funding nowadays the ESRC will be writing to you soon.
The totty in water section starts with British swimmers Mark Foster and Stephen Parry (the one borrowing Will Young's jaw), goes past Alex Despatie and ends at this alleged 'Stanford Swimmer' who isn't on their roster (or I can't find him which is the more likely).
Australian volleyballer William Thwaite regrets making a joke about having a missile in his pocket to the American team.
Finally today's random cute guy.
Whatever you think about George W he does speeches bloody well.
'Parker said he was devastated by the gay rumours - which he denies - because they would damage the clean-cut image he built up through EastEnders and his appearance on Strictly Come Dancing'. Prat.
As I had a blond moment on Aussie Rules clubs I'll just invent some, Andrew Embley of East Coast Dingos and Rhett Biglands of the Sydney Crows. That bit of silliness doesn't really work as well as it did in my head when I was having a shower this morning. I plead the effects of original Source.
The Tingle Twins from Australia, Tom and James in no particular order though one seems taller than the other.
As requested English cricketer Jon Lewis pumping iron and looking like Leah's brother on Home and Away. He does nothing for me whatsoever but if you all fancied Trent and Toddles then you'd have to wait ages.
Australian rugby player Daniel Fitzhenry wandering around in his pants. Both AFLers and rugby players from Australia seem to do this a lot, but nowhere near as much as the French so if you are pondering what to write for you PhD thesis you can now study 'The effect on structuralism on the wandering around in pants across the world'. Seeing what silliness gets funding nowadays the ESRC will be writing to you soon.
The totty in water section starts with British swimmers Mark Foster and Stephen Parry (the one borrowing Will Young's jaw), goes past Alex Despatie and ends at this alleged 'Stanford Swimmer' who isn't on their roster (or I can't find him which is the more likely).
Australian volleyballer William Thwaite regrets making a joke about having a missile in his pocket to the American team.
Finally today's random cute guy.
Thursday, January 20, 2005
Deutschland is happy and gay
'But Teresa told me it was this big Senator'
Here are the new links so far.
Picture site wise we have Kristin's gymnastic sites that include Toddles, and Starman's TV caps that occasionally feature chaps but has a Cavegirl subsite.
Blogwise there is Bent with it's slaps (which apparently means cute chaps), bilious young fogey which is what it says on the can, and E-Brechi from Washington, DC (poor chap).
And me I'm apparently:
1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (86%)
3. Bah�'� Faith (83%)
4. Islam (80%)
5. Sikhism (78%)
That'll teach me to do tests linked to by his Boiness.
Probably an example of my odd tastes but here's Twelve Stones' Paul McCoy who was in that Evanessence in which he shouted 'wake me up' while a woman climbed over a building. Surely a wake up call would have been easier?
The latest Freelander (a 4 by 4 that nobody uses off road) has a cute chap in it so I capped him.
Is that a fin or is Andy Grant pleased to see me? OK I'm resorting to old puns but trying to put a new gloss on it, badly.
On the West Coast (of Australia) Ben Cousins and Michael Gardiner are [add in pun of your choice]. They are both playing with balls, and are in a team called the Bulldogs if that helps.
'But Teresa told me it was this big Senator'
Here are the new links so far.
Picture site wise we have Kristin's gymnastic sites that include Toddles, and Starman's TV caps that occasionally feature chaps but has a Cavegirl subsite.
Blogwise there is Bent with it's slaps (which apparently means cute chaps), bilious young fogey which is what it says on the can, and E-Brechi from Washington, DC (poor chap).
And me I'm apparently:
1. Reform Judaism (100%)
2. Orthodox Judaism (86%)
3. Bah�'� Faith (83%)
4. Islam (80%)
5. Sikhism (78%)
That'll teach me to do tests linked to by his Boiness.
Probably an example of my odd tastes but here's Twelve Stones' Paul McCoy who was in that Evanessence in which he shouted 'wake me up' while a woman climbed over a building. Surely a wake up call would have been easier?
The latest Freelander (a 4 by 4 that nobody uses off road) has a cute chap in it so I capped him.
Is that a fin or is Andy Grant pleased to see me? OK I'm resorting to old puns but trying to put a new gloss on it, badly.
On the West Coast (of Australia) Ben Cousins and Michael Gardiner are [add in pun of your choice]. They are both playing with balls, and are in a team called the Bulldogs if that helps.
Tuesday, January 18, 2005
Rainstorms are only local affairs unless you live in Wales
There's hope even in the worst places.
In my you won't have seen this on UK or US TV Mark Latham 'as resigned as federal Labor leader and stepped down as the member for Werriwa, citing ill-health and the desire for a normal family life for his decision'. If I had been him I would have resigned for being Australia's answer to John Kerry.
Simon Thomas is leaving Blue Peter in the Spring. Who will they get to prance around in speedos now? A buff chap with silly hair and ambiguous sexuality...ummmm...paging Andrew.
Why do I always do Aussie League totty? Because I can and here's some more.
Justin Koschitzke shirtless, Nick Dal Santo and Matt Ferguson
just clothed, and the Saint Kilda Team shirtless.
Via Outsports comes handballer (not as good as it sounds) Kristian Kjelling looking hard (or at least trying to). OK he looks like someone got him normal coke not diet coke but he's trying bless him.
Ian Somerhalder in shorts. Or it could not be. I'm not sure so make up your own minds.
Iceskater Brian Joubert with a friend in a sauna just wearing towels. Sadly that's as Bel Ami as it gets.
Passions star Justin Hartley, he's blond and cute what else is there to say? Herring? Boundary ditch?
Standing on a red carpet seems to engender a facade of fame on certain people and you often see faces from some Hollywood fundraiser to persuade everyone that the latest wife murdering celeb is famous (no really he is or the news would have to report something important) and wonder who the frell they are. Two examples are Bryan Collins and Brock Kelly. Cute, yes, famous well their mothers have videoed everything they were in and show it to their friends just before one of them pops off to shag Jesse Metcalfe or does that only happen on TV?
There's hope even in the worst places.
In my you won't have seen this on UK or US TV Mark Latham 'as resigned as federal Labor leader and stepped down as the member for Werriwa, citing ill-health and the desire for a normal family life for his decision'. If I had been him I would have resigned for being Australia's answer to John Kerry.
Simon Thomas is leaving Blue Peter in the Spring. Who will they get to prance around in speedos now? A buff chap with silly hair and ambiguous sexuality...ummmm...paging Andrew.
Why do I always do Aussie League totty? Because I can and here's some more.
Justin Koschitzke shirtless, Nick Dal Santo and Matt Ferguson
just clothed, and the Saint Kilda Team shirtless.
Via Outsports comes handballer (not as good as it sounds) Kristian Kjelling looking hard (or at least trying to). OK he looks like someone got him normal coke not diet coke but he's trying bless him.
Ian Somerhalder in shorts. Or it could not be. I'm not sure so make up your own minds.
Iceskater Brian Joubert with a friend in a sauna just wearing towels. Sadly that's as Bel Ami as it gets.
Passions star Justin Hartley, he's blond and cute what else is there to say? Herring? Boundary ditch?
Standing on a red carpet seems to engender a facade of fame on certain people and you often see faces from some Hollywood fundraiser to persuade everyone that the latest wife murdering celeb is famous (no really he is or the news would have to report something important) and wonder who the frell they are. Two examples are Bryan Collins and Brock Kelly. Cute, yes, famous well their mothers have videoed everything they were in and show it to their friends just before one of them pops off to shag Jesse Metcalfe or does that only happen on TV?
Sunday, January 16, 2005
A small but perfectly formed post (the Todd Thornton of posts)
Chris Carmack of the OC hairy and wet.
[Via a Dutch website with a name that sounds like man plates]
Chris Carmack of the OC hairy and wet.
[Via a Dutch website with a name that sounds like man plates]
Saturday, January 15, 2005
Desperately seeking Barrett
As one ponders the great questions of life like is 'Zach Hanson...growing up to be quite the looker'? Will Time Team be investigating whether this is Saxon or Norman? Why can't Windows XP read my Fujifilm DX10 camera card through my card reader (and Microsoft products are crap is not an answer)? And if you like Tori Amos, have recently discussed furniture styles, and like poetry are you a walking stereotype?
I like not being left wing. I like it even more when they defend people who have publicly supported the execution of homosexuals 'by burning or stoning to death' , will suck up to any dictator that will have them and see hate mail as acceptable.
Someone has suggested that this blog is a mess and I should get a theme (and then they hinted at the theme they liked (there was I thinking 'pass off' or something like that)). I see this as a visual mixtape of totty.
I cover people I'm not interested in but have been asked to show like Tim Henman Tim Henman (I just hope Tim's father is a better lawyer than his son is a tennis player). Anyone for an Essendon orgy? I am asked why I seemingly have such an obsession with AFLers and not footballers. Let me explain, Wayne Rooney for football, Trent Croad for Aussie rules. No contest. A reasonably large number of people come here after Googling 'X hairy chest' (and variations on that theme) so I open their horizons with hairy American TV presenter Scott Lasky is 'a hairy Steve McCain'...ummmm I don't see it. Not even if I look at a picture of Scott and squint.
admittedly most of what you see here depends on my tastes which include chaps like Rufus Wainright (who apparently is 'gross'), and Breaux Greer (who apparently is 'as ugly as Daniel Bedingfield' (I'm making the assumption that they are supposed to look like each other)). While we're on Daniel Bedingfield I saw an interview with him and he's bonkers, a nice chap but bonkers.
I'm assuming this is from some calendar where policemen took their shirts off.
I caught these from the trailer for a film called Without a Paddle with Matthew Lillard and Seth Green. I wonder if the 35 year old Matt is playing college kids now or still high school ones.
I'm told off regularly for suggesting that rugby players are a bit dense. Who'd think Joe Van Niekerk and Juan Smith are thick? Next I'll be claiming Didcot is a dump.
Finally I often find pictures of totty standing next to some fugly, but here we have a chap called Barrett with Gary Hall Jr...lucky Gary Hall.
As one ponders the great questions of life like is 'Zach Hanson...growing up to be quite the looker'? Will Time Team be investigating whether this is Saxon or Norman? Why can't Windows XP read my Fujifilm DX10 camera card through my card reader (and Microsoft products are crap is not an answer)? And if you like Tori Amos, have recently discussed furniture styles, and like poetry are you a walking stereotype?
I like not being left wing. I like it even more when they defend people who have publicly supported the execution of homosexuals 'by burning or stoning to death' , will suck up to any dictator that will have them and see hate mail as acceptable.
Someone has suggested that this blog is a mess and I should get a theme (and then they hinted at the theme they liked (there was I thinking 'pass off' or something like that)). I see this as a visual mixtape of totty.
I cover people I'm not interested in but have been asked to show like Tim Henman Tim Henman (I just hope Tim's father is a better lawyer than his son is a tennis player). Anyone for an Essendon orgy? I am asked why I seemingly have such an obsession with AFLers and not footballers. Let me explain, Wayne Rooney for football, Trent Croad for Aussie rules. No contest. A reasonably large number of people come here after Googling 'X hairy chest' (and variations on that theme) so I open their horizons with hairy American TV presenter Scott Lasky is 'a hairy Steve McCain'...ummmm I don't see it. Not even if I look at a picture of Scott and squint.
admittedly most of what you see here depends on my tastes which include chaps like Rufus Wainright (who apparently is 'gross'), and Breaux Greer (who apparently is 'as ugly as Daniel Bedingfield' (I'm making the assumption that they are supposed to look like each other)). While we're on Daniel Bedingfield I saw an interview with him and he's bonkers, a nice chap but bonkers.
I'm assuming this is from some calendar where policemen took their shirts off.
I caught these from the trailer for a film called Without a Paddle with Matthew Lillard and Seth Green. I wonder if the 35 year old Matt is playing college kids now or still high school ones.
I'm told off regularly for suggesting that rugby players are a bit dense. Who'd think Joe Van Niekerk and Juan Smith are thick? Next I'll be claiming Didcot is a dump.
Finally I often find pictures of totty standing next to some fugly, but here we have a chap called Barrett with Gary Hall Jr...lucky Gary Hall.
Thursday, January 13, 2005
Fluid Mining
Damn I left the lights on [Cheers Clay].
Sadly nobody is paying me for posting here, why not?
'I didn't expect this level of squalor either physically or mentally', move out of Cambridge then Germaine.
Anyone for a bit of mountaineering on molehills and getting naff MPs into the press?
I think most sportsmen should play shirtless and it would definitely up the TV viewing figures too. Another added value is that they would have to stay fit or look like john Prescott. Here's some examples of what it would look like. Marat Safin playing with his balls shirtless. Robbie Ginepri sucking. See my point?
Random South American model Paulo Vilhena
I quite like US college gymnast Clay Strother, as a bit of geek totty. So is US kid's TV host Mike Ackerman who occasionally gets dressed as a caveman.
Joseph Sayers, who has a nice chest and silly hat, well a really nice chest.
Damn I left the lights on [Cheers Clay].
Sadly nobody is paying me for posting here, why not?
'I didn't expect this level of squalor either physically or mentally', move out of Cambridge then Germaine.
Anyone for a bit of mountaineering on molehills and getting naff MPs into the press?
I think most sportsmen should play shirtless and it would definitely up the TV viewing figures too. Another added value is that they would have to stay fit or look like john Prescott. Here's some examples of what it would look like. Marat Safin playing with his balls shirtless. Robbie Ginepri sucking. See my point?
Random South American model Paulo Vilhena
I quite like US college gymnast Clay Strother, as a bit of geek totty. So is US kid's TV host Mike Ackerman who occasionally gets dressed as a caveman.
Joseph Sayers, who has a nice chest and silly hat, well a really nice chest.
Nothing pains people more than having to think
Your mission should you chose to accept it, is to find pictures of US speed skater Apollo Ohno in leather pants.
Germaine Greer says Celebrity Big Brother is a 'bully'. Well d'oh. I'm more interested as to what Jeremy is doing to Kenzie [via Popjustice].
I did gymnasts like Guard Young (well not like him as I forgot this photo of little Guardypoos) so today is swimmers day. I start with Ed Moses who has been described as 'a bit of swimming rough' (you might be expecting a bad pun about rough being not able to swim but I'll pass on that), follow with odd body Randall Bal with and without Erik Vendt, I go on with Thomas Rupprath's crack (ohh he used a rude word (well too rude for US TV probably)) and finish with Ryk Neethling.
And now a section you won't see in the Guardian or any lefty website random Israeli models like Ido, Yair, Peleg and ummm Hugh. More of them at à úø äçúéëéà åäçúéëåú ùì éùøà ì (well that's how it comes out on my browser.
Finally here's Brazilian I think basket ball player Daniel Zubrinsky who doesn't look like he's promoting a porn movie in this photo...not at all.
Your mission should you chose to accept it, is to find pictures of US speed skater Apollo Ohno in leather pants.
Germaine Greer says Celebrity Big Brother is a 'bully'. Well d'oh. I'm more interested as to what Jeremy is doing to Kenzie [via Popjustice].
I did gymnasts like Guard Young (well not like him as I forgot this photo of little Guardypoos) so today is swimmers day. I start with Ed Moses who has been described as 'a bit of swimming rough' (you might be expecting a bad pun about rough being not able to swim but I'll pass on that), follow with odd body Randall Bal with and without Erik Vendt, I go on with Thomas Rupprath's crack (ohh he used a rude word (well too rude for US TV probably)) and finish with Ryk Neethling.
And now a section you won't see in the Guardian or any lefty website random Israeli models like Ido, Yair, Peleg and ummm Hugh. More of them at à úø äçúéëéà åäçúéëåú ùì éùøà ì (well that's how it comes out on my browser.
Finally here's Brazilian I think basket ball player Daniel Zubrinsky who doesn't look like he's promoting a porn movie in this photo...not at all.
Tuesday, January 11, 2005
Tottyless
Just as things looked good ImageShack has gone pants. In the wonderful strange way the net works some pictures work, some don't and I bet the nanosecond you read this they'll all work, a bit like Oxford sorting office. Actually is seems like some of their servers have gone down while others haven't.
This gives me a change to cover a few things in my best David Brent way. Two things, I'll be updating the links so any suggestions would be good and sadly I suspect updates will become sparser (unless people send me stuff). Also (yes making it three things but this is kind of linked) use the links on this blog, they (well the working ones) are all worth a look. Amongst the fun things you can do you can tell Toby he's cute (he'll like that), Trent that Britney is very classy and talented, or Marie that Kip has divorced.
One of the few joys of flu is you can play all those CDs you haven't listened to for ages. Pink Floyd day today, and I'm thinking Queen tomorrow (but I bet I'm better). I've also had a chance to do a lot of reading, so Bill recommends The Snow Garden by Christopher Rice , Against a Dark Background by Iain M Banks and Chasm City by Alastair Reynolds. I was totally unimpressed by Alex Garland's naff Conrad ripoff The Beach.
If you didn't catch the BBC's Auschwitz - The Nazis and the Final Solution try and watch a repeat. It is yet another example of how evil does not always have a plan but still wins.
It's sad to see the Democratic Party is self destructing. At least this is a sign of hope. But then again my snotty nose knows nothing, which is why I don't ask it to comment.
Don't have coffee in your mouth when you press this link. If you are American or young enough to have avoided them here's more information.
Tom Welling's Chest
'I can't get the pictures to work' whine, whine, whine. Try refreshing them and they will eventually work.
Via Dreamcaps the wonderfully named Lance Hoover who wants you to hire him if you visit his site. 'If you have additional files or photos you’d like to attach' Lance gives you a link to use. Not the cleverest offer to make Lance.
Via GeFrisBo comes model Jason Cameron who pumps a lot (sad pun I know). [His site]
Shaun Sipos in a tux looking cute, yes he'd look cuter on my bed rubbing baby oil over his chest as I...
Matthew from some reality show to be hosted by Missy 'Vodaphone' Elliott.
Triathlete Ky Hurst doing all those triathletic things though I do think the kit they wear should be the new uniform for the AFL.
HRH Prince Carl Philip of Sweden.
Down the gym there's Toddles (Todd Thorenton for those who couldn't work it out (Chaddles is Chad Michael Murray)) trying to out cup size Blaine Wilson, Paul Hamm getting a quick perve in, Steve McCain dressed in the wrong changing room, happy frolicing gymnasts, Morgan Hamm's odd nose and Raj Bhavsar's training beard.
'I can't get the pictures to work' whine, whine, whine. Try refreshing them and they will eventually work.
Via Dreamcaps the wonderfully named Lance Hoover who wants you to hire him if you visit his site. 'If you have additional files or photos you’d like to attach' Lance gives you a link to use. Not the cleverest offer to make Lance.
Via GeFrisBo comes model Jason Cameron who pumps a lot (sad pun I know). [His site]
Shaun Sipos in a tux looking cute, yes he'd look cuter on my bed rubbing baby oil over his chest as I...
Matthew from some reality show to be hosted by Missy 'Vodaphone' Elliott.
Triathlete Ky Hurst doing all those triathletic things though I do think the kit they wear should be the new uniform for the AFL.
HRH Prince Carl Philip of Sweden.
Down the gym there's Toddles (Todd Thorenton for those who couldn't work it out (Chaddles is Chad Michael Murray)) trying to out cup size Blaine Wilson, Paul Hamm getting a quick perve in, Steve McCain dressed in the wrong changing room, happy frolicing gymnasts, Morgan Hamm's odd nose and Raj Bhavsar's training beard.
Saturday, January 08, 2005
Trying to avoid Celebrity Big Brother
Kofi Annan in Aceh Province: 'You wonder where are the people? What has happened to them?' Apparently it was the Americans.
You have to admire the pure arrogance of the Washington State Democrats who have recounts until their candidate wins, and magically 'find' votes. They can though be sure in the knowledge that it will never get reported on the BBC, but any idiot claiming the ballot in Ohio was too hard will be.
As Kevin Sacre gets his hairy body out of bed and reads his messages ('Lisa Hunter...she'll bed anyone'), Marlon Lipke surfs, AFLers Harry O'brien, Brodie Holland and Shane Watson run shirtless (interesting camera angle which I'm sure has nothing to do with the shorts flapping open), and so does Paul Licuria while Nathan Buckley shows of his pits.
I'm thinking of replacing the pictures linked to by bandwidth half inchers with these three sex gods.
As requested the blond chap from the snowball Vodaphone add.
More underwear selling totty at dtjocks.
Kofi Annan in Aceh Province: 'You wonder where are the people? What has happened to them?' Apparently it was the Americans.
You have to admire the pure arrogance of the Washington State Democrats who have recounts until their candidate wins, and magically 'find' votes. They can though be sure in the knowledge that it will never get reported on the BBC, but any idiot claiming the ballot in Ohio was too hard will be.
As Kevin Sacre gets his hairy body out of bed and reads his messages ('Lisa Hunter...she'll bed anyone'), Marlon Lipke surfs, AFLers Harry O'brien, Brodie Holland and Shane Watson run shirtless (interesting camera angle which I'm sure has nothing to do with the shorts flapping open), and so does Paul Licuria while Nathan Buckley shows of his pits.
I'm thinking of replacing the pictures linked to by bandwidth half inchers with these three sex gods.
As requested the blond chap from the snowball Vodaphone add.
More underwear selling totty at dtjocks.
Friday, January 07, 2005
The Horror, the horror
Celebrity Big Brother begins...and a well placed missile will end it. We should though be thankful because without 'Kenzie' they'll be no Blazin Squad songs released for a few weeks. Jeremy Edwards will be taking 'Beer, fags and chocolate' into the house, but Kenzie is already there.
So in honour of Kenzie (or just to get a theme going (as if I'd do anything in honour of a Blazin Squader (well bar burning them at a stake))) the boyband section.
The tiny Dougie from McFluff shirtless and in his best porn movie pose. While channel surfing (yes it is a bad habit) I caught a bit of Freefaller's (the band with Ollie ex Byker Grove/Point Break in it) latest video. It was crap. I also caught Phixx's latest song, the one that is supposed to be good thus not needing their kits to come off. A big mistake. Who actually bought a Phixx (or V or McFluff single) because it was good? You bought it for the CD Rom bit that let you see Chris, Andrew, Mikey and Nik (with a K) oiled up and shirtless (or naked). Next we'll be told to buy beer because of the taste.
Now the sports section. Via Shirtless AFL comes Campbell Brown, and Brodie Holland. I've hgad a couple of Emails remarking on Campbell's sexuality and though I like a good gossip with people suing over the having their pictures on Outsports one has to be careful. Chris Harbinson of Wake Country, North Carolina is still a prat though (go on Chris sue me for calling you a prat I dare you). Ben Cohen who has a brother. Can't find a picture though.
For TV we have Anthony Lemke who was on Andromeda today and in my flu addled surfing I remembered my bizarre attraction to Harper. Sadly Anthony and Gordon did not get jiggy.
The movies are covered by Colin Farrell shirtless in Alexander, Louis Tamone in another seemingly better version of Alexander. If there is anything worse than flu it's having to sit through Charlie's Angels Full throttle only to find out how little of it has Rodrigo Santoro in it, shirtless, wet, shaking his hair, glaring, running, and just generally looking cute. And as I get asked occasionally here's his feet. This chap was nice too.
To finish the random cute chap of today.
Finally you might HINT want HINT to HINT go HINT to this site HINT and nominate this blog HINT.
Celebrity Big Brother begins...and a well placed missile will end it. We should though be thankful because without 'Kenzie' they'll be no Blazin Squad songs released for a few weeks. Jeremy Edwards will be taking 'Beer, fags and chocolate' into the house, but Kenzie is already there.
So in honour of Kenzie (or just to get a theme going (as if I'd do anything in honour of a Blazin Squader (well bar burning them at a stake))) the boyband section.
The tiny Dougie from McFluff shirtless and in his best porn movie pose. While channel surfing (yes it is a bad habit) I caught a bit of Freefaller's (the band with Ollie ex Byker Grove/Point Break in it) latest video. It was crap. I also caught Phixx's latest song, the one that is supposed to be good thus not needing their kits to come off. A big mistake. Who actually bought a Phixx (or V or McFluff single) because it was good? You bought it for the CD Rom bit that let you see Chris, Andrew, Mikey and Nik (with a K) oiled up and shirtless (or naked). Next we'll be told to buy beer because of the taste.
Now the sports section. Via Shirtless AFL comes Campbell Brown, and Brodie Holland. I've hgad a couple of Emails remarking on Campbell's sexuality and though I like a good gossip with people suing over the having their pictures on Outsports one has to be careful. Chris Harbinson of Wake Country, North Carolina is still a prat though (go on Chris sue me for calling you a prat I dare you). Ben Cohen who has a brother. Can't find a picture though.
For TV we have Anthony Lemke who was on Andromeda today and in my flu addled surfing I remembered my bizarre attraction to Harper. Sadly Anthony and Gordon did not get jiggy.
The movies are covered by Colin Farrell shirtless in Alexander, Louis Tamone in another seemingly better version of Alexander. If there is anything worse than flu it's having to sit through Charlie's Angels Full throttle only to find out how little of it has Rodrigo Santoro in it, shirtless, wet, shaking his hair, glaring, running, and just generally looking cute. And as I get asked occasionally here's his feet. This chap was nice too.
To finish the random cute chap of today.
Finally you might HINT want HINT to HINT go HINT to this site HINT and nominate this blog HINT.
Thursday, January 06, 2005
Great Minds, Nice Bodies
Shirtless Nordic ice hockey players Anders Palm and Patrik
Fagerlund, kissing Russian gymnasts, ex wrestler now golfer Wallace Booth, swimmer with quiff Justin Wilcock (again), college footballer Tim Couch, tennis players Amer Delic, Robby Ginepri (more) and a random bit of rugby totty.
The Karshner Triplets and Lane Twins, or a club sandwich.
Shirtless Nordic ice hockey players Anders Palm and Patrik
Fagerlund, kissing Russian gymnasts, ex wrestler now golfer Wallace Booth, swimmer with quiff Justin Wilcock (again), college footballer Tim Couch, tennis players Amer Delic, Robby Ginepri (more) and a random bit of rugby totty.
The Karshner Triplets and Lane Twins, or a club sandwich.
Tuesday, January 04, 2005
Sense Making Stop
Naked chefs and bartenders, shirtless lifeguards, and three years and one month of 'guys without their shirts'. Who said Cosmo was for women. OK yes it is for them (or anyone really desperate in a waiting room).
As I was told off for implying that being good at sport gets you into good US universities even if you are thicker than John Prescott here is Drew Weatherford and I'll let the pictures tell the tale.
Vincent Lecavalier plays ice hockey and sounds like he fought on the right side in the civil wars. To make it clear to those who are two lazy to press the links to look he's shirtless here and here.
Paul Telfer shirtless as a stripper on Mile High.
Big almost everywhere.
Naked chefs and bartenders, shirtless lifeguards, and three years and one month of 'guys without their shirts'. Who said Cosmo was for women. OK yes it is for them (or anyone really desperate in a waiting room).
As I was told off for implying that being good at sport gets you into good US universities even if you are thicker than John Prescott here is Drew Weatherford and I'll let the pictures tell the tale.
Vincent Lecavalier plays ice hockey and sounds like he fought on the right side in the civil wars. To make it clear to those who are two lazy to press the links to look he's shirtless here and here.
Paul Telfer shirtless as a stripper on Mile High.
Big almost everywhere.
Sunday, January 02, 2005
It's the season to do Darren Jolly
AFLers are an odd bunch who seem to associate pianos with showing off their armpits, getting into compromising situations, standing around shirtless, and trying to look like Wayne Rooney. Bless. For those who want names, a file called stuartdew7vb.jpg might involve the AFL player Stuart Dew.
David Hille and Darren Jolly showing off their new kit. They look so proud, bless (again).
As Aussiebum was so popular here's some examples of what you can get from Heswimmer and the masters of baywatch.
The oddly flattening effect briefs, the contour effect (which helps you work out how far above sea level the bulge is), the red, white and blue, and damp patches if the model gets excited, and the clingfilm top and bottom (well it does stop your meat from spoiling).
College wrestler Tommy Rowlands and his...umm...very large...umm...it must be the first time wrestling kit has needed wire supports. Those who think my suggestion that he could clean your teeth during sex (think about it) is 'Ummmm' will not be invited to the orgy, though may be able to sit down during the next month.
College footballer Brady Quinn isn't probably at Notre Dame for his knowledge of the subject he's 'studying' (I may be being unfair...I hear media studies is very hard...some of those VCRs have really hard clocks to set up) but when he's shirtless you see his other talents. Guess who was crap at sports. They went and played sports on Saturday, I was in a pub or frolicing with totty. I don't feel overly upset about it.
AFLers are an odd bunch who seem to associate pianos with showing off their armpits, getting into compromising situations, standing around shirtless, and trying to look like Wayne Rooney. Bless. For those who want names, a file called stuartdew7vb.jpg might involve the AFL player Stuart Dew.
David Hille and Darren Jolly showing off their new kit. They look so proud, bless (again).
As Aussiebum was so popular here's some examples of what you can get from Heswimmer and the masters of baywatch.
The oddly flattening effect briefs, the contour effect (which helps you work out how far above sea level the bulge is), the red, white and blue, and damp patches if the model gets excited, and the clingfilm top and bottom (well it does stop your meat from spoiling).
College wrestler Tommy Rowlands and his...umm...very large...umm...it must be the first time wrestling kit has needed wire supports. Those who think my suggestion that he could clean your teeth during sex (think about it) is 'Ummmm' will not be invited to the orgy, though may be able to sit down during the next month.
College footballer Brady Quinn isn't probably at Notre Dame for his knowledge of the subject he's 'studying' (I may be being unfair...I hear media studies is very hard...some of those VCRs have really hard clocks to set up) but when he's shirtless you see his other talents. Guess who was crap at sports. They went and played sports on Saturday, I was in a pub or frolicing with totty. I don't feel overly upset about it.
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